HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TRISTEN !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRISTEN!

TRIS !! Holy sHIT you're 20, you're so oLD BUT HEY I LOVE YOU ANYWAY! <3 You are legit my queen, my child, my mother, and one of my closest friends. You're one of my favorite people to write and plot with and I adore our weird conversations, especially when you unhinge your jaw every five seconds. You're one of those people who will listen to me rant and rave whenever I need you to- thank you so, so much for always being there. I love you to the moon and back, Tris, have a wonderful, fabulous birthday! <3

And now for some loving words from all of us-

Even though you literally threatened to kill my non-existent hamster the other day, I still love you. You've got some killer collarbones, the best insults I've ever heard, and I wouldn't want any other whore stealing my lemons. Happy birthday!!
- Arx

KRISTEN STEWART! That's the first thing I think of when I think of Tristen. Tbh, the first think I think of when I see KStew is... Tristen! I'm so glad we share her and some day we really do need to get our plottage off the ground. Hope your birthday is as wonderful and beautiful as you are!
- Kay

I guess you are kind of daddy...when u are here
- Grim

i want a divorce pls
- Rooko

My next top model tbh. Hi lovely you're amazing and I miss you so we need to talk more often :)))) also I miss when u and I used to actually write together can that happen again soon pls ilysm mwah
- Anzie

Thank you for all of your generosity over the years <333 happy adulthood!
- Claudia/Python

mmm happy birthday trissy!!! even though you do some strange things and bossy sometimes i still love you lot. thanks for being absolutely amazing and a great person. i hope you day is as fabulous as you are!! xoxo
- kari

*unhinges jaw* tristen ilysm honestly like you never fail to make me laugh (whether its an uncomfortable laugh or a genuine one, it doesn't matter). You are an absolute BABE and you've helped me find so many damn good faceclaims (like seriously though where the hell do you get all of them????¿¿¿). Your writing is absolutely insane and i'm so glad you're back with a new laptop charger. Happy birthday and keep being gay, you gay
- Pogue

tristen is the prettier twin and we all know it (but don't tell him to his face otherwise his head might explode) (then again that'd revert me back to the prettier twin) (....ok do it tell him)
- we shared a womb once

also #tbt "tris i'm kinkshaming"
- ya girl zo

yeah no but in all seriousness, i love you and you're so talented and yep lots of compliments here to keep you sustained ("I'M LIKE TINKERBELL FINN, I NEED APPLAUSE TO LIVE")
- zozo

AAAAAHHH YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SEWER TRASH IT'S YOUR 20TH BIRTHDAY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND IM NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE THIS LONG LIKE USUAL BECAUSE SIMPLY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR HOW TO EXPRESS THAT I LOVE YOUR GAY, TRAGIC ASS SO FUCKING MUCH BUT <333 I HONESTLY HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR YOUNG, GORGEOUS LIFE YOU DESERVE IT BBY I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS SUCK MY ASS LIKE I KNOW YOU WANT TO HIGHKEY BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE BEST FRIENDS ON HERE AND LIKE A FUCKING MOTHER TO ME- TAKE ME UNDER YOUR WING SO WE CAN FLY HIGH ABOVE THESE LOWLY BITCHES AND THEN BURST INTO ASHES OF ETHEREAL GLITTER AND BECOME ONE... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING ANYMORE IT'S REALLY FUCKING HOT AND IM HONESTLY HIGHKEY DELUSIONAL RIGHT NOW BUT HUG ME YOU FLUFFY SMOL MARSHMALLOW UGH ILY ILY ILY ILY I LOVE YOU !!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH & ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CHASSE THAT DIKK!!!
- Avalon

you're a disease and unfortunately I've caught u; fuck off
- rave

TROSTEN. TRiSTEN tristen tristen. I hate u so much bye okay. No no I'm lying because wow wow you are an angel, an absolute gem. I remember I used to hate you because I thought you hated me and also you were always on cbox and everyone knew you and loved you and I was so shy and you were everything I wanted to be. But we've gotten real real close and now you basically disgust me with horrifying things that I've screenshotted too often too too often, but you also provide stability and are a rock when I'm falling apart and everything feels so fucking hard and you're so SENSIBLE but immature obvs and I'm so incredibly Fortunate tha you care as much for me as I do for you. You're so brilliant and I hope I get the pleasure of meeting YOH in person one day and thanking you for all the times you've made me smile like a frucking idiot when I felt like all I could do was cry. happy birthday to my favourite procrastinating writer, you're beautiful and I love you forever
- cait x

look at him
- ele

he's so vogue
- ele

lmao which one is tristen again
- fox

i didn't see this is it too late
- nyte

[ eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris ]