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Is she trying to interrupt our henna session?

Public Training Sessions Jan 7, 2017 19:59:44 GMT -5

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Post by pogue on Jan 7, 2017 19:59:44 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?

Okay, well I have a few questions. First, it is clear to me that this "seductive green woman" is truly shrek in disguise. Do I have a problem with this? Absolutely not. Anyways, if shrek is going to kiss me I want it to be tongue, I want my soul ripped from my body and left there for me to die. I want flowers, I want a wedding with a chocolate fountain, ugh god I want shrek to be my love, my life. 

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?

Me on the bathroom toilet playing games on my phone while my boyfriend, alfonso, waits for me on the bed. Mm. 

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?

Now, you may be sitting there thinking that I'm going to answer with "i'd drop my ass DOWN yas b oh my god eat your heart out miley cyrus". But nope, I'm actually going to go with an interpretive dance, set to the preset tunes of a child's toy piano, colored pink and purple, like this

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?

me, sitting at my computer, fingers hovering over the keyboard, trembling slightly as the pale glow of the fireplace illuminates the shadows that stretch from them, turning my keyboard into a wasteland of murky shapes and forgotten posts. There is one thought running through my mind, carving itself into my brain. Don't say dildo, don't say dildo, don't say dildo. Nervously, I begin typing.

I would bring a copy of Mariah Carey's 2016 New Years Eve performance just so I can watch it and feel something. 

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?

Me, accepting an illegal and immoral assignment for my own personal gain? I would never...

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Public Training Sessions Jan 7, 2017 20:04:17 GMT -5

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Post by mat on Jan 7, 2017 20:04:17 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?
If she's glowing green and seductive, Mattio Eaton's first instincts would be to sex her. A glowing green divergent baby would make an iconic HGRPG character, and also good character development.

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?
Dead. Mattio Eaton will be dead in a matter of a few days, and he knows this. The glowing green seductive lady must have been infected with crabs. This is how the OOCG Games will end for all 24 tributes!

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?
Mattio Eaton breathes in deep breaths and gets ready to dance his favorite: The Douchey Divergent Dance (Triple D.) First the Dauntless Dab, then the Candor Canoodle! Third Mattio would do the Amity Aerial and then an Erudite Eye Sever move to the person who thrusted him, and an Abnegaytion Twirl.

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?
Mattio Eaton would bring a book of cheesy puns because whenever a stranger would cross his path, a very cheesy pun would scare them away. That's a gouda one.

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?
Mattio Eaton would say yes because they are the gayemakers. Only if they'd promise to give House Summit 100000000000000000000000 ratmas house points, though, would he actually complete the errand.

BONUS: Gay?
No. He's not gay. He's GArY. Gary Stu, the perfect and divergent character.

I got a 9 on this don’t ask me how.

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Public Training Sessions Jan 7, 2017 20:17:29 GMT -5

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Post by я𝑜𝓈𝑒 on Jan 7, 2017 20:17:29 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?

Push her the fuck away because I'm GAY!!!! I'll snatch her food though because I'm a MESSY BITCH who LIVES for DRAMA! And then like run and hide it in the room of requirement like that apple and that bird or whatever

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?

Nothing because nothing is nothing and everything is just a concept what if we're trapped in computers like the matrix what if it's all in our head

_{nothing is real.}

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?

I throw my mcfucking robe onto the ground so it's easier to get jiggy with it, for starters. Then, I shake my hips like Elvis Presley, but no matter how cringey I get, I'll look good because of my Malfoy charm. And of COURSE I do the Malfoy dab. Now, this isn't just ANY dab. This is a triple mcdouble dab with extra "POTTER!" and extra extra MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" It's the best dab, the holy grail of all dabs.

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?

Hermione's satchel that can carry infinite things so I can carry infinite things lol

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?

*Stuck up prick voice* I'm Draco mcfucking Malfoy so no one tells me what to do!! But if you give me enough payment wink twink then I'll do shady shit my dude my bro because I am a shady bitch if u didn't know McDraco McMalfoy

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BONUS: Gay?

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"even stars burn out."

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Public Training Sessions Jan 8, 2017 8:52:08 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by kap on Jan 8, 2017 8:52:08 GMT -5

Training Questions:

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?

I try to run from the woman, narrowly avoiding tripping on my 20 foot long scarf, and my inhaler flies out of my hand, hitting her in the face. That turned out much more conveniently than I thought it would.

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?

Preferably not death, so perhaps, hopping into the TARDIS with the Doctor and flying the Hell out of here?

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?

Looking around at the people watching me, I decide to take a breath of my inhaler, toss it into the crowd and then proceed to breakdance the best I can, hoping not to trip on my scarf or lab coat. (Don't question my fashion sense)

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?

Is my *wheeze* inhaler considered a necessity?

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?

Thundy and Lance, despite being shady as fuck, are quite attractive, er, I mean, fun to be around, so I decide that I'll venture forth with them in their errands. If it ends in us all getting arrested or killed, I'm sure the Doctor will save me, right?

BONUS: Gay?

Perhaps if the Doctor turns into a woman, I may be. Then again, that Ms. Deville from District Three (or wherever she's really from) was quite attractive. I like the crazies sometimes. (Oh, no, not Missy, though. She has a tendency to murder... Wait, that's what these Games are about? Dang it.)

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Public Training Sessions Jan 8, 2017 10:01:08 GMT -5

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Post by d6a georgie cham 🍓🐢 frankel on Jan 8, 2017 10:01:08 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?
-"Woah, wait a sec there bitch. Why are you glowing green you mutated scrub?" Taking candy from strangers isn't my thing, even if they are 'seductive'

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?
-Donald Trump announcing the first Hunger Games, while the Island of Great Britain gets swallowed up by the North Atlantic Ocean.Fortunately for me, I am in the USA and passed reaping age.

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?
-There was Gangnam Style, the twerk, Harlem shake but now, there is the FRANKEL TUMBLE. Drop to the floor bitches and give it a good thrusting!

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?
-A daddy with a backpack on his back. Inside the daddy's backpack there will be all the necessary items of survival and well I can have a fun time with the daddy too.

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?
-Well Thundy was clueless about the OOCG the other day so I am sure Thundy is clueless about the errand too. And what kind of errand would Lancelot create? PUN COLLECTING. Despite fighting the urge to say "Get out Lance" and "Leave," I accept the errand with vigilance.

BONUS: Gay?
Frankel is 80% heterosexual
James Moriarty is 100% gay
120% gay.

Somehow scored an 8

Last Edit: Jan 8, 2017 10:02:40 GMT -5 by d6a georgie cham 🍓🐢 frankel

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Public Training Sessions Jan 8, 2017 10:33:59 GMT -5

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Post by D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza] on Jan 8, 2017 10:33:59 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?

It's me, in the mirror. I am a Tyrell, after all. We're known for our beauty and -- seductive ways. The green lights installed are working wonders, I look like I've lost 10 lbs!

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?

I'm sat on the Iron Throne with the bodies of my enemies and allies at my feet. The sun is shining, our crops are flourishing, and I am unbothered.

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?

The cha-cha slide!

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?

The Lannister family tree so that I can burn it to start a fire.

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?

[breaking the uncomfortable silence] Look, the pie!

BONUS: Gay?

Gay. Maybe gay will be our always.

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Public Training Sessions Jan 8, 2017 22:22:39 GMT -5

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Post by noodles on Jan 8, 2017 22:22:39 GMT -5

1. A seductive woman walks towards you and appears to be glowing green. She offers you some food and a kiss. How do you respond?

I definitely stake her through the heart because she is definitely Camille Belcourt in disguise, wanting to turn me into one of her subjugates.

2. You are granted the sudden ability to see your own future. What's the first thing you see?

Me eating noodles (definitely not prepared by Isabelle Lightwood.)

3. You've suddenly been thrust into the spotlight on a dance floor. You don't really know what this has to do with survival, but you've gotta dance. What do you do?

I start screaming internally while swaying awkwardly because Jem and Tessa haven't taught me how to dance yet. The 150 year old warlock and former Silent Brother haven't had any time to show me. *cries*

4. You're about to embark on a journey, but you only have enough room in your bag to bring one item aside from your clothes and other necessities. What do you decide to bring and why?

I obviously bring my stele because who doesn't think that magical, glowing tattoos that give you inhuman powers cool.

5. Thundy and Lance ask you to help them run an errand, but they don't specify what the errand is, and you suspect it might be illegal or morally questionable because they're shady as fuck. What do you say?

"Who am I kidnapping...? Is it Cody Saintgnue because he already has like 10 restraining orders on you Lance... TBH... I don't see your appeal in him... I mean, he is a mundane... What is your thought on this Thundy?"

BONUS: Gay?

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