Can you fix it? (Solo)
Jan 16, 2017 13:37:05 GMT -5
Post by Sleepy Fluttershy on Jan 16, 2017 13:37:05 GMT -5
Cindy Crowfoot-Marsh
Why do chickens need so much heat? I mean, no one in my family cares as much about keeping anyone warm as those birds. I have nothing against chickens, to be honest, but now, when the thing that heats their cages is broken and I have to sit on a doorstep of my house and repair it, I am slowly turning into a chicken killer. Ten more minutes and I will seriously murder all of them. Well, maybe I’ll spare the white one. It is so cute... All right, I am not cruel enough to kill five innocent chickens. But I am exhausted. And it is cold outside.
Last time this thing broke Agnes fixed it in no time. But she is not around today for some reason. Maybe I would not waste so much time if I just went looking for her. She has always been the brainy one and I don’t think I can do anything better than her. Why is she somewhere else when I need her so badly?
The wind begins blowing and I really wish I were a chicken. It would be lovely to sit in a warm barn and wait for the heating machine to be repaired. Not a care in the world and fresh food every day...
I don't get how to make this work. It is just a bundle of useless wires and nails to me. Just like Maths where I see numbers and letters, but don't see the deep meaning behind them. Technology never makes sense to me.
Ouch! Now my finger is stuck between two wires... I pull as hard as I can and finally manage to release it, but I think I have just done some additional damage to the heater. Our chickens will probably have to live under my bed again, like it was last time I tried to repair it and dropped it from the stairs (even Agnes couldn’t do anything because some small parts needed to be replaced and we were saving money to buy them for eight months).
The sky is growing darker and there are so many clouds that a snowfall is likely to begin soon...
I. Am. A total. Disaster.
Why do chickens need so much heat? I mean, no one in my family cares as much about keeping anyone warm as those birds. I have nothing against chickens, to be honest, but now, when the thing that heats their cages is broken and I have to sit on a doorstep of my house and repair it, I am slowly turning into a chicken killer. Ten more minutes and I will seriously murder all of them. Well, maybe I’ll spare the white one. It is so cute... All right, I am not cruel enough to kill five innocent chickens. But I am exhausted. And it is cold outside.
Last time this thing broke Agnes fixed it in no time. But she is not around today for some reason. Maybe I would not waste so much time if I just went looking for her. She has always been the brainy one and I don’t think I can do anything better than her. Why is she somewhere else when I need her so badly?
The wind begins blowing and I really wish I were a chicken. It would be lovely to sit in a warm barn and wait for the heating machine to be repaired. Not a care in the world and fresh food every day...
I don't get how to make this work. It is just a bundle of useless wires and nails to me. Just like Maths where I see numbers and letters, but don't see the deep meaning behind them. Technology never makes sense to me.
Ouch! Now my finger is stuck between two wires... I pull as hard as I can and finally manage to release it, but I think I have just done some additional damage to the heater. Our chickens will probably have to live under my bed again, like it was last time I tried to repair it and dropped it from the stairs (even Agnes couldn’t do anything because some small parts needed to be replaced and we were saving money to buy them for eight months).
The sky is growing darker and there are so many clouds that a snowfall is likely to begin soon...
I. Am. A total. Disaster.