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You on your birthday probably, because you're a sinner ://

But in all seriousness, KARI!! HEY BITCH!!! Happy mcfucking birthday Courtney, my daughter/holy hoe/mother ❤️ Although I might roast you on the daily, I love you so so much and you're such an amazing friend to me. Still shook that you actually put up with me, but I'm glad you do because I really do cherish you as a friend. Our conversations are my favorite and you're always there for me when I need you to be. Have a lovely birthday xoxo

Also have a birthday pepe to brighten not just your birthday, but also your life.

Without further ado, the birthday messages because we love you <3

Happy birthday, Kari! You're a fantastic individual, and you deserve a great day! Eat lots of yummy food and enjoy yourself!
-Kaplan

Idk how it happened that I got to meet someone as amazing and brilliant and talented as you, but I'm glad for it. Also, like, I have decided to stop cheating on you with our friends. It is in poot taste. I love you and you're the vest wife ever xx
-Ur bae dars

Kariiiiiiiii <3 I was going to give you the boots for your gift but Aya beat me to it :eyes: but wow, happy birthday fam! Hope it's a wonderful day filled with cake and all things great. You're an amazing writer, an amazing co-mod, and most importantly, an amazing friend (even if you're always late). I couldn't have asked for a better person to become a mod with <3
-Lance

Hey bby! Happy birthday my lil darling! I'm so proud of you and glad you're my friend, I love you a lot my smol!
-Elegant

Happy birthday^^ hope it's a great day
-Ani

HI WE'RE SWINGING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I GOT YOU A FREE NAP IT'S CALLED A KNOCK OUT ILYSM
-rave

Hey Kari!! Happy birthday, I hope your day is great and that you get to enjoy lots of cake xoxo
-Bailee

Happy birthday!! I love you so much and you are so funny and your writing is incredible and I hope that you get everything you want because you are beautiful and you deserve it sis! Even if that is a lil bit of candle wax xxx Happy bday xx
-Azalea

Kariiiiiiii! I'm so glad we bonded last year over the OOCG (and this year too omg comin' in clutch). You're such a lovely person and I'm always so grateful you're a part of our staff team. Someday we gotta plot/thread for realsies! Hope today is fun for you. <3
-Kay


-aya

First off, I hate you. Second, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH! Just saying, super unfortunate that your birthday is on a Tuesday. Like yikes. get turnt af anyway xoxo Love you! Hope your day is filled with kinky candle wax things!
-That person who hates boys and listens to your boy problems lol

Happy happy happy birthday sweetpea. I hope you have a smashing day, you wonderful person Kari you!! :) <3333
-Frankel

KARI, babe! We haven't talked in a little while, but I want to wish you a happy birthday! You're an incredible person and writer, and you always make me laugh (even if you show up late to the group chat saying "omg what"). Love you! Icon! Mwah! Happy birthday heenie
-Pogue

Happy Birthday!! You're a gift to us sent by ripred ❤️ I hope you had a good one
-Greenbeads

Kari! ♥ Happy birthday, darling. I treasure and adore you, and I'm so thankful that we're friends. I love when we get the chance to catch up and chat, and I'm so proud of how well you're doing in life; and the fact that you're usually out having fun makes it all the better! Never change. You are so talented in your prose and your determination, and if there's one person who can relate to being teased for their lateness and procrastination, it's me. You just keeping being who you are, okay? Because who you are is a driven, skilled young woman who is going to achieve so much. I'm sending love!
-Tristen

Happy birthday Kari! Thank you for existing, for being such an amazing person and writing such amazing tributes! You are so wonderful that I just wish you to always stay the way you are right now and always be this awesome person we all know:)))) May all your wishes come true and may the odds be ever in your favour:)
-Anonymous :smiley:

let's meet up xoxo
-Anz

Happy birthday 🎈🎉
-Unitato15

xoxo I am late to this whole filling out thing. Literately last minute lol. Am I you yet?? But seriously. Hope your birthday is fantastic. You are just so amazing Kari. I hope your birthday is fantastic. Happy Birthday Kari! or known as Miss America! Bless you! Have a great day of birth!
-Tom