HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVE!!

CHRISTOPHER GARRETT EGER!!! My love, my best friend, my favorite meme! <3 Happy mcfucking birthday!!! Although I stay roasting you 24/7, I love you to the moon and back. Our plots are literally my favorite — it's no wonder about 99.9% of our characters are somehow related to each other. I love you because you're bright, you're memey, and you're honestly just a ball of sunshine. Thank you for being the amazing friend that you are and always keeping my head up even when I fall down bc I'm stupid af. LOVE YA GARRETT!!

now have a meme before I throw all these message at you
how gay is rave, one may ask? gayer than this pepe



how much we love rave ;

You are too good for this world. Precious small son of mine ily.
- Rook

Ha no that's gay. Rave is a chill lil one my guys, really cheerful and absolutely hilarious, I love rave. I have a tremendous love for rave, no one is better at liking rave than me. You think china likes rave? You're wrong, I like rave.
- Ele

My online gay girlfriend is myour favorite girlfriend
- Nyte uwu

rave is p chill (do the kids still say that?)
- aya

<333333333333333333 < this much
- Ali

He's aight I guess
- Kousei

Umm... I don't know how to describe how much I love you😁 Because the words which could describe how understanding, funny and adorable you are haven't yet been invented😂
Can I let the hearts tell it instead?😁
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💗💗💗💗💗💗💞💞💞💞💝💝💝💝💝💝
- Ga🐝

My lil babe I love u so so much anytime I need a friend you are always there!! You are worth it, you beautiful Bo$$! You are a brave, honest and beautiful soul and I'm so grateful for every moment we are together. I love u so much happy birthday u lil gay babby I love U I love you i love u I love you (these words are my own)
- Azalea x

Raaaaaave, my dude, my ex, my friend. my love for you is as infinite as the stars in the sky, the instas on your tribs, the trash cans in the world....ah who am i kidding.

but dude seriously you are one awesome person to know and be friends with. it's an honor to be on staff with you and i've loved the few times we've gotten to write together like oh mah lawd you are talented. hope you have a wonderful birthday yo
- Lancelot

AHHH BLOOFFYYU HELLL lol I don't love trash.








BUT RAVE IS NOT TRASH! *world ends* Rave is amazing, awesome, chuffing brilliant. A talented persom, writer and generally all round superstar. You go Rave yo go!
- Frankel

THE MOST! Well maybe not the most - got some stiff competition ;( but seriously vraven, you are the best. <3 Your writing is organic and ethereal, it's always a joy to plot with you, and you work so. damn. hard. I'm a huge fan and grateful to be your friend.
- Kay

so much that words can not describe omg even though you roast me on the daily and lowkey totally hate me my heart cannot contain the amount of love i have for you... so it doesn't, which is why i hate you. jk ILYSM
- kari

honestly, you're one of my favs omg i'm so happy that i have got to talking to you, you really make my day every time you listen to me hype about nightcore [AND LOWKEY MAKE IT LIKE A KINK not that i mind ;)]
- ghosty

I love u and ur nudes A+++ 10/10 dab on em RAVE'N IT
- Python

more than tristen does!!! YES I'LL PHYSICALLY FIGHT U OVER THIS TRIS
- i can't believe i started the ravenit meme aka zo

u r so selfless u pisces, happy birthday cute <3
- fox ayy

I just woke up, I feel like I'm dying, and he already knows damn well how much I love him. Rave, you're special, talented, & I'm so proud of who you are today, and I'll message you shortly with my actual message! I hope your day has been as wonderful as you are. You have a surprise coming if everything goes well! Also known as, be excited & get pumped, but don't get your hopes up because I suck literal ass.
- Tristen

Honestly I love it when you ask me to write with you and when you send me memes and especially when you call me out for being a bitch. Also I love the music you send me and the McHanzo fanart. And you're a nerd and I love you xoxo happy birthday you sexy legal mommy you c;
- Arx duh

ugh, jesus christ. Every time I round the corner with a trash bag in my hands I stop for a moment, the cool breeze from outside blowing through my luscious dirty blond hair atop my head. With rosy cheeks and a small smile on my face I think to myself "god, I am so gay for Rave today. I am so gay for rave ever day" :-)
- Pogue

bare minimum. *tristen laugh* jk like 69/10
- da-da-da-daaaars


favorite line from rave's posts ;

"My name Jeff" - Jeff
- Rook

I'm on my phone but it's probably the gayest one
- Ele

Any nori post? But mostly the one where hes too chicken to kiss olive
- Nyte uwu

"Breaking for a crown or breaking for ashes, either way he was doomed days of rust."
- aya

Too many to choose from. Soz.
- Ali

Wonder made -- he couldn't remember the "parts." {Elverum victor AU}
- Kousei

"Kill me when you're ready, darling!"😀😀 On second thoughts, can I just put the whole landslide thread in here?😂😂😂
- Ga🐝

Why y'all asking me to pick one when everything rave types is ART
- Azalea x

choosing one out of all of his would literally take me years so i'll just say that his acceptances are like so nice and thought out? idk they always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside
- Lancelot

Is it possible to copy and paste all his posts?
- Frankel

(And by the river's run, a boat sinks into the water. And by the heaven's gate, he starts the cross from distraction to happiness.) - Elverum Trasholdr
- Kay

literally all of them holy shit omg
- kari

uuugggghhhh just oneeee "I have an entire eternity after this- right, Percy?"
- ghosty

"I live through half-closed eyes." (he'll get it)
- Python

spooky bitch finna catch these hands
- i can't believe i started the ravenit meme aka zo

whAT'S UP "It's numbing. Imagined lives all around me, and maybe I'm not just Coralie, maybe my pink hair and fairy wings are something to help people and this isn't just a fantasy or a reality, but it's my sandbox and as I roll the cuffs of my sleeve into the larger ones of my coat I sway to the beat of my own heart. What if I'm god. "
- fox ayy

Something with a metaphor about fire. Maybe the moon if he's feeling spicy. I'm too tired for this shit.
- Tristen

Just read Ash's bio honestly
- Arx duh

there are a shit ton but plz keep blowing me away with Helios my boy, young chap whippersnapper "a sea of hair. dear god no- And I'm the one left to drown in it." emma can you format this nicely like in his post please mwah
- Pogue

"Gay boy squeal" -- Abraham Lincoln
- da-da-da-daaaars


rave's character you want in the games next ;

Groot
- Rook

The gay
- Ele

Click like after nori gets reaped and he volunteers uwu
- Nyte uwu

Argharhlsdflk Mreoruehsh (is that not one?)
- aya

All of them.
- Ali

Nori Graham
- Kousei

Carmody Silvers, maybe?😁😁 Because that bio is amazing😊😊😊
- Ga🐝

Whitney lil legend
- Azalea x

nori graham cause i'm a sucker for feels
- Lancelot

Whitney
- Frankel

Any and all of them xo
- Kay

ummmmm frances! but i would totally ball my eyes out so also not frances. but frances
- kari

FRANCIS omg VATICAN omg ALL
- ghosty

put in abraham LOL
- Python

BURDOCH
- i can't believe i started the ravenit meme aka zo

click corduroy !!
- fox ayy

You can't go wrong with any of them!
- Tristen

All of them
- Arx duh

Ingram if he'd ever fuckin write him #ravewriteingram2k17
- Pogue

UHHHH honestly, I could say all of them?? Because I love them all??? But Imma say either Rasmus or Frances
- da-da-da-daaaars


on a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is rave?

947
- Rook

There's at least ten of them
- Ele

On a scale of one to gay theyre rave
- Nyte uwu

if gay is a bell curve rave is at the far end of the rainbow, probably?
- aya

11
- Ali

A solid 11.69
- Azalea x

69 :smirk:
- Lancelot


- fox ayy


- Kousei

10? Isn't it obvious, though?😂
- Ga🐝

Wylla's face claim.
- Frankel


- Kay

rave is the scale
- kari

gay.
- ghosty

the beef???????
- Python

my boyfriend
- i can't believe i started the ravenit meme aka zo

Enough to make Daria Sidorchuk feel faint.
- Tristen

Too gay to be attracted to me apparently #triggered
- Arx duh

Justice Fray
- Pogue

420
- da-da-da-daaaars


memes for the uggle (tm) ;

www.facebook.com/viralhog/videos/1843769789225684/
- Rook

HEY BITCH
- Ele

No homo
- Nyte uwu


- aya


- Ali


- Kousei


- Ga🐝


- Azalea x


- Lancelot


- Frankel


- Kay


this is rave
- kari

soundcloud.com/jack-futter/all-these-memes-are-dead-now-so-just-pretend-i-didnt-upload-this
you're welcome, shame it ain't NIGHTCORE
- ghosty


- Python


- i can't believe i started the ravenit meme aka zo


- fox ayy

Don't flirt with me! Thank you.
- Tristen


- Arx duh

me when rave calls me a bottom

- Pogue


- da-da-da-daaaars