you happy to see me? { BB4H AU

JUSTICE
FRAY

This time I wake up with a growl. I had been dreaming about a pretty girl running kisses along my jawline, her tongue drawing a line across my cheek. She smelled like lavender and if I could only get a few more minutes of shut eye, I'm sure my imagination could come up with a million more things she could do with her tongue...

My cheek tickles, I itch--

Wait, what the f--

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Hand over my cheek and eyes wide I scramble to my feet. I'd pause to double check that what I'm feeling is actually--well, what it is, but I can't risk wasting time when Atlas, Machaon, and Stevie are already rolling over to see what the hell is going on. I search for anything in my supplies that could cover it up but all I have is--"Fucking-- USELESS CRAYONS!"

I have to resort to covering it with my hands. But that only makes the problem worse because I'm literally holding a dick in my fucking hands for all of Panem to see. Fucking hell why is it so big? At least it's limp I--

NOPE. NOPE. NOT THINKING ABOUT IT, FUCKING RIPRED. NUH UH, NO, NOPE.

That's when an almost neon light flashes from my hand and I glance at it. The words, 'Atlas was here' glow in my palm and raise themselves into a neon flashing light.

I whip crayons at him furiously as I try to hide the monstrosity dangling from my cheek inside my shirt. My cries of rage are muffled as I whip my stash of crayons one by one at the boy from nine.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU DO? FUCK YOU! DON'T FUCKING LAUGH, I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

They don't stop laughing. I can feel my face turn bright red as blood rushes to it in embarrassment. I don't think I need to explain what happens when blood rushes to certain appendages...

"SHUT UP!" I scream, ripping my shirt off so that I can cover my entire head.

"Quit fucking laughing and help me, assholes!"

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