Arx's 21st Birthday yEAH BOIII

Step One: Your Dankest Meme


-Python

'look in a mirror.'
-Ele


-Saph

(Kari your fucking cat image won't work -Nyte)

lol I suck at memes look at the cute cat
-Kari

Anna's life is the real meme
-Dars

hello my name is justice fray and im auditioning for the role of athlete meme
-Zoe


-Lance


-Kay

Wanting one of Justice's unborn children is a meme at this point.
-Tris


-Ghosty


-Frankel

Step 2: Give her ur cheesiest joke because she grew up on a cow farm and this is how they gain sustenance

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot all the time which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He ate very little which made him frail, and with his odd diet he always had bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-Python

if u grew up on a dairy farm then why don't you send me regular jugs of milk in the mail? Just because im lactose intolerant it doesn't mean i don't appreciate the thought?
-Ele

What's the holiest cheese?
Swiss cheese.
-Saph

Omg time for a pickup line c':

Wanna play house?? You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
-Kari

If a call is attractive, they are called moo-tiful
-Dars (I think he meant cow -Nyte)

what games do cows play at parties? MOO-sical chairs
-Goat

if u were a cheese youd be eDAMMMNNN
-Zoe


-Lance

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
-Kay

Arx threw a lump of cheddar at me! I thought, 'that's not very Mature.'
-Tris

hey, did u know what music cheese listen to? r'n'brie
-Ghosty


-Frankel

Step 3: Your Sappiest Happy Birthday Message



-Python

you're gay and that's nice i appreciate it
-Ele

Happy birthday Arx! You're an amazing writer, a great librarian, and a wonderful friend. Thanks for being you! :)
-Saph

omg hi ily so much and I hope you have the greatest of days. Thanks for always putting up with my shit and listening to me complain, especially about boys because I know how much you hate it lol you're honestly one of my best friends and make my day so much better all the time and I don't know what I'd do without you. I know how much you hate gushy things so imma stop here love you so much xoxo
-Kari

Thanks for being gay and for leaving me to die alone. I love you so much and you always know just how to make things sinful and fun and just please don't ever stop being who you are bc it is lit son
-Dars

happy birthday u beautiful human being!! (: (: (:
-Goat

happy birthday birthday twin!!!!! i love u and your cat so much
-Zoe

happy birthday arxelicious ily
-Lance

Happy birthday arxy <3333333333 I'm so excited for what the rest of this year has in store for you! I know you're working so hard right now and I admire you for that. Keep it up and as ever, can't wait for my next favorite Arx trib. <3
-Kay

Ugh, Anna! I don't know why I'm starting this with a groan of frustration -- because I feel no anger when I think of you; all I do is smile and giggle like an idiot. You're such a great friend. We've known each other for so long & you're always so calm and playful. You're never a bore to be around, even when you refuse to talk on call and only type your responses. Your personality burns though everything, infecting others until they're left feeling better than how they started off their day. Please never change! Not only are you a vital part of this community, but you're so important to my life, and I hope that I'll never lose you. Enjoy your special day! ♥

-holy fuckign shit man

omg, arx my literal favourite, hAPPY BIRTHDAY! wish u all the best today <33333
-Ghosty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA! i hope your day is as wonderful as you are. Love you and your writing, Justice Fray :smirk_face: the best okk!!!!!!You're funny and brilliant and everything. Love you, hope you get awesome gifts and all that jazz.
-Frankel

Step 4: Favorite Site Moment? (Meme or IC)
(ur damn straight this was filler i didnt know what else to put)

when justice punched me in the face
-Python

that moment where everything happened like a month or two ago and it was all fine, you showed me that meme site which i read daily while i take my morning shit
-Ele

Omg furry
-Kari

That time you clapped back @tris in big brother season 1, then went in to win
-Dars

that time we allied for the 71st games and i died immediately
-Goat

the arx dab emoji honestly
-Zoe

when she won the games with her fuckboy tribute
-Lance

Jequirity Eckhart. Obviously. Always. <3
-Kay

When she became my friend! ♥ Because I have to make everything about myself. Sorry, Arx!
-guess who

arx the re queen, every single games :heart_eyes:
-Ghosty

cliché answer: everything
-Frankel

Step 5: PDA

Your favorite, I know. I'll make it short and sweet. We're coming up on a year together pretty quick and it makes my sappy ass so sad I can't be there to celebrate with you. I'm sending you love from all the way over here in California and here's to another great year. And here's to the 22nd which we'll be celebrating together.

I love you, Happy Birthday Anna.
-Jess