derp derp fight to the death (thundy v meghan)

yeah okay you can think that. whatever helps you sleep at night. but imma put you to sleep first, you cutie patootie. i hope you like sheep.

attacks the thundy machine with an axe
B1AoWNByaxe
11104 -- Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

My damage: 9/40

in your dreams, fat boy. nudge nudge

attacks the purty thunderino with something of shine and style
EulJVExvaxe
11074 -- Shallow Cut on Right Bicep -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

my damage: 17/40

ok that's it i'mma get out the big guns here

attacks da thunda to my undapants
TWrUAtbUsword
1047 -- Stabbed in Stomach -- 9.5 damage
(Sword)

my damage: 25.5

don't throw up, you'll get your ooey gooey leftover quesadilla on my guns

attacks thundzeeeee with gun numero uno
5ab_Gxpzsword
1123 -- Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage
(Sword)

my damage: 33.5