ur gay (aka tom can legally drink now oh noes)

well well well what do we have here.

a lil birdie told me and a few others that it's a certain dork's birthday today, but hmmmm i wonder who it could possibly be

who could possibly get me off of my lazy ass and not only create a form but also post the 15 responses it got even tho it's a literal pain in the ass to do so?

o i know it's the one and only fake boyfriend, tom, celebrating an extra special 21st birthday!

now i hereby interrupt ur day of drinking legally and sin to give u some well wishes from the site to u

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first give me a gif or a pic that reminds u of tom pls and thank

- frankel




- flyss


Honestly, let me find a gif of Shiro or something

- arx xoxo (she never found it rip)




- nyte




- kay


LANCE IM ON MOBILE RIGHT OFF THE BAT

- zoë (i'm soz fam it's a struggle i know)


I literally use this all the time:

- kousei




- ele




- python


I’m lazy tho

- i am. an dars (honestly mood)




- tris


oh god I’m on my phone find a funny pick of Gengi for me thanks

- kari (why are u like this)




- alex


(The hugging part)

- mat


(he sent a gif but the link was literally three miles long so miss me with that shiz)

- ryan

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how much do u love this dork

what is love (baby don't hurt me) - 13.3% (2 votes)

he's ok i guess - 6.7% (1 vote - bonus if u guess who)

i hella love him ok - 26.7% (4 votes)

more than lance does somehow - 53.3% (8 of u hoes are lyin xoxo)

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give me ur favorite thing that tom has ever written from any time

The future otp one shot with Teddy - frankel (same girl same)

i'm in fucking LOVE with this oneshot: - flyss

Remember when we used to do awesome opera house plot stuff? Still makes me really happy to read that stuff ngl - arx xoxo

Posts for me xoxo - nyte

this - kay

his “the tea is scalding today” snapchat, and/or anything teddy, and/or any of our threads bc i treasure them - zoe

That thread he killed me in - kousei

Caine doing anything cowboyish - ele

we stan mitchell, my fab district partner c: - python

CAINE’S DEATH POST WAS SHOOKENING also the Kieran/Teddy thread(; - i am. an dars

"The sound of the stampede disappears to the silence of the night. Stars glittering around him. Comets gliding past his head with a beauty. A star exploding in the distance to a sight of different colors that couldn't be understood. Everyone dreams of reaching the stars and the beyond, but no one actually ever gets there." - tris

Literally anything ever because let’s be real. But more specifically anything teddy but i love everythinf - kari

"Like a catastrophic collision of a purple comet to the earth, everything falls like his body onto the shoulder of his forest boy. Eyes bleed in the image of him with perfect eyes and delicious lips, but he can't move. Everything's slow from the moment his last words fell from his lips to now, he's stuck in a pit of swirling galaxies as collisions collide together." - alex

when I talk about my gay love life and tom’s just like “ohh” but in all seriousness my birth to tom writing was Wilson so WILSON - mat (side note: the tom "ohh" is iconic)

this - ryan

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which character of tom's do u want to see him send to their death in a fabulous manner in the next games he gets reaped in

Enzo Krearns - frankel

not cole :sob: but forreal aeryn or jed would make me cry probably - flyss

FUCK THATS RIGHT YOU HAVE TO DIE NOW GJMAMS JUST OH! just wait 15 games and then BAM! win again problem solved - arx xoxo (i mean i guess)

Atlas, obviously - nyte

Cyro Krane for the Kenworthy picspam <3 - kay

MY SON CARTER!!!!!! FUCK ME UP!!!! - zoe

Errr errrrr Bellamy so he can stop harrassing me - kousei

jed uwu sib trib! sib trib! - ele

Aeryn Kight (8 or one of your 50 krearns - python

His Hailsham probably - i am. an dars

Carter Laws (alongside Raisa, of course ♥) - tris

NONE PROTECT THEM ALL jk omg there’s way too many and I love a ton of them so ?? - kari

aeryn (insert evil look) - alex

none they too pretty - mat

As long as it isnt another winchester Im good. - ryan

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ok now send a gif that reminds u of the precious cinnamon roll teddy ursa

- frankel

- flyss

Im on mobile and im lazy ill do it later I swear - arx xoxo (that's fair)

- nyte

- kay

*inserts gif of tiny son crying in the corner* - zoe

Teddy @ his true otp (tom knows): - kousei

- ele

when he sees problematic tribs pullin some BS: - python

I cannot - i am. an dars (that's also fair)

- tris

PHONE SORRY - kari (it's ok ur the only gif[t] he needs)

- alex (this was a coincidence with kou's so spicy)

lol it reminds me of teddy ursa because IT IS teddy ursa - mat

- ryan (this one wasn't 3 miles long so tada)

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send the boyo the gayest happy birthday wishes u possibly can

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM YOU AWESOME THING! 21 damn wow rock it out, don't get too drunk will you. You're such a fabulous friend, I enjoy our writing together and chats. You're one of my favourite allies and I hope we can ally again in the future. Keep being you because you're so damn awesome! - frankel

oh my GOD tom, you are the literal sun up in the sky i swear. you make me so happy and are such a great person (and friend!!!) inside and out!!!!! i hope that this birthday will supersede your expectations <3333 and that the next year will be Gucci-er-er than the one before. also thanks for putting up with me and giving me the BEST feedback when i need it <3 love you and happy birthday !! - flyss

We've been around together for forever and it's just great to know you and have you in my life. You're freakin amazing and I love you and I hope your birthday is the shit dab dab - arx xoxo

Hes someone i can always talk to and such a positive uplifting presence. You can always go to tom for a smile and warm fuzzies i love him so much - nyte

Happy birthday, Tom <3 I imagine this is the most grown up you've ever felt, and not all birthdays are like that. I hope you're able to celebrate and enjoy. You've earned it and you've always deserved it. Thank you for being kind, for being open, for being one awesome house guest. - kay

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN! wishing you the best day both on and offline. thank you for being an empathetic, kind, funny and caring friend - the world needs more ppl like you in it. ILY TOM!! - zoe

Errr Happy Birthday with some gay on top - kousei

Hi Tom, Ilu so much my sensitive son. Welcome to land of adult, pls be gentle with it, u sassy little shit. Hope I get to see you again soon! - ele

here's a spicy youtube link

LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOM. Thank you for always being in my dms to talk about the good and the bad about what we have to endure in the games <//3 you're a supportive friend. Never change c: - python

Happy Birthday bby!!! I hope it is fabulous and full of magic and cheer! Be safe and have fun u absolute nerd ily - i am. an dars

Happy 21st, sweetheart. ^^ I hope it's all that you were hoping for and more! I'm so proud of your continuous growth as a writer and person — how you manage to go from perfect to something beyond that is a skill that I'll never understand. You're always there for me with kind words to say and you look at the world with such pure, genuine optimism. I really appreciate that about you. Thank you for being so lovely and encouraging. You're a wonderful friend and we're all so lucky to have you in our lives! I'd lasso the moon for you, if I could. ♥ - tris

AHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY thanks for always coming into my dms and brightening my day !! You always make me feel better no matter what the situation is and remind me that I’m valid and I appreciate that sm. You’re an amazing writer and person and don’t ever change xoxo - kari

happy happy HAPPY birthday, love. thank you so much for your friendship these past idk how many months, but i value you more than i think you know. i love your spirit and your positivity and i love how well we understand each other and can talk about virtually anything. you mean a lot to me and i hope that you have an absolutely amazing day because you deserve the world. i love you <333 - alex

hi I’m shook lance was supposed to post this at 3pm and it is now 3:01 so many birthday you amazing, sweet, caring, genuine, badass soul. - mat (lol and then i got my eyes dilated so what are time?)

I love you so much. you are amazing and I cant wait to spend another games with you! You were the best district partner I could ask for and I cant believe you are finally 21!!!! - ryan

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special gay lance edition

now that those peasants are out of the way (i love them but the copy pasta deadass took 45 minutes off of my life jesus christ) it's time for the main event. happy birthday u wonderful soul u. we've had our ups and downs, our rough patches and our smooth sailing, and yet here we still are, closer than a narx in a bed (figuratively anyway). ur the best damn friend i've ever had and the fact that we're so close that everyone thinks we're gay for each other is an honor tbh and i wouldn't want to be fake shipped with anyone else. now i'm a lazy gay and didn't whip anything fancier than this together (i'm soz but drag race is addicting) so consider this a heads up for a few future site things and shit and an iou for anything non-aesthetic that i can provide (bc lesbihonest u blow me out of the water with that shit). keep bein u tom, bc u are a wonderful person and i love u. happy 21st! enjoy being two years older than me for the next two months xo

~ur fave lance