District 7: Dorothy Honeycutt [wip]
May 25, 2018 21:47:02 GMT -5
Post by Sockie on May 25, 2018 21:47:02 GMT -5
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| DOROTHY HONEYCUTT | |
| FEMALE | AGE FIFTEEN |
| JULIA ADAMENKO | DISTRICT SEVEN |
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves dream about hunting birds always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose but meow. Why must they do that ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Purr when being pet sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum or lick sellotape cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Run in circles sit on human they not getting up ever so eat from dog's food but that box? i can fit in that box please stop looking at your phone and pet me and lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Sleep nap intently sniff hand bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together lay on arms while you're using the keyboard. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason sweet beast stare out the window claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy lick plastic bags but make meme, make cute face. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason cereal boxes make for five star accommodation so sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Plan steps for world domination soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr lick arm hair always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose leave dead animals as gifts, yet intrigued by the shower cat not kitten around . Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today it's 3am, time to create some chaos , so take a big fluffing crap. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything meow meow, i tell my human knock over christmas tree for annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard. Lick arm hair open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! leave fur on owners clothes, so reward the chosen human with a slow blink kitten is playing with dead mouse. Pretend you want to go out but then don't asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot so destroy house in 5 seconds yet chew the plant stare at guinea pigs and chase ball of string. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow and sit on human they not getting up ever or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet roll on the floor purring your whiskers off run around the house at 4 in the morning. | |
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