calla is a big grill [♥]

H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y  2  T H E  B I G G E S T  M E M E

WOW calla who slipped right in the last yr to join the 90s gang is now in her teenage sunset year !! happy birthday to the dom yet little spoon, the irl wilderness survivor who lives in the great canadian tundra, the spiderman 3 fan, the lover of bees, memes, and french (but we hate on quebec thanks), the writer of classic country songs like she thinks my tractor's sexy, the husband i divorced a few times -- here's well wishes for a wonderful year to the very talented nicolas cage impersonator. ur the best in so many ways, hope you still love me after all the exposure ((:

let's head down a brief glimpse of memory lane,
a small sample of the calla x nic cage collection (2017-present);


now for the festivities,

this is the time where we give calla her birthday beats (aka roast calla here)

ooooh yes i love callaing her out
-your name here (lance)

im gonna roast myself here and tell everyone about how i thought you and fox were a couple for a good 8490859048 months before kou was like "bruh, no" but still like, i thought you and her were couples goals, so you know, its a compliment
*authors note: long live the cox
-alex

Okay can’t roast a smol precious flower like calla are you kidding me? What kind of blasphemy is this (also my phone tried to autocorrect that to toast I cried)
-Kari

roast calla? Isn't that like Kou's whole life goal? I'm just gonna send some killer beats! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NvblpwGe0Y (get roasted)
-Tom

i can't roast u i can't do it because ur purrfect
-Griffin 👉🏼😎👉🏼

Omg I could never roast calla!!! She is a muse goddess sent to make us all better writers.
-Kay

Nah we just roast Kousei
-Frankel

Happy birthday, sandwich!!!!!! I hope your big day is filled with breads and meats and cheeses and vegetables or like whatever tickles your fancy in a sandwich!!! djcjsjxcjje no I really hope your birthday is amazing blue amazing that’s all x
-Dars!!!!


20 birthday spankins !
-no longer local bottom, rave

You ruined my life. The worst demon mother ever. I'm emotionally damaged, I can only write sociopathic twinks and you don't even show me the best memes. But despite your efforts to stifle me, I still surpassed your memery. The ONLY good thing you gave me? Memeing ability and good kpop. Other than that, you're the absolute worst -- but it's fine. You're just a cancer so I can't blame you completely, y'know. Have a lovely day, I guess. Also, remember when I played you? Yeah, so do I.
-The cursed british son.

Also, I am 47% done with you
-still The cursed british son.

why would i roast an angel??
-zoë


we all know she's is a goddamn wordsmith so what's your favourite calla quote (from her writing or irl lol)

in terms of writing, have this: x
in terms of irl: "begone thoughts" (and also like 50 different puns that my forgetful ass can't remember but i remember them being gr8)

-your name here (lance)

callarian Jan 7th
if emilia clark left me for miles mcmillan i would send my own ass to the shadow realm and that’s the truth

-alex

EVERYTHING no that’s for real I always cry when I read her posts lmao

-Kari

"Five insignificant letters; r i e n e - you're just a boy of lilacs and spilled ink, circumstantial, because there's a strike through your name and you'd drop it in a heartbeat.

( "You're a part of the Winchester family now." )

You've never been a part of anything before." from hungergamesrpg.com/thread/89097/smoke-halo-tbd-day-6

-Tom

EVERYTHING SENTENCE YOU WRITE BUT HERE'S A FEW HONORARY MENTIONS: "There's a tripwire in your chest, a switch that sets off a supernova, and you're all shaking legs and ground tremors again - the first day of a dawning, four dead and one of them should have been you."

"We're burning entities. Like the sun and the moon, distant souls chasing each other until we can finally meet in an eclipse."

"I grew up as an echo, footsteps following those of an older brother before stuttering and falling out of earshot."

-Griffin 👉🏼😎👉🏼

"Holding your breath and
halting celestials." - Cade Riene, the Reaping

-Kay

callarian Jan 7th
if emilia clark left me for miles mcmillan i would send my own ass to the shadow realm and that’s the truth

-Frankel

hungergamesrpg.com/thread/88907/heavens-wishful-cade-zombie-day

-Dars!!!!

There's a futility to living when everyone's story ends the same. Abandoned by a higher power - the soul never rests.

Like the for-closure sign over your head, a crown of broken glass stained red and back, stained holy. The devil's signature gets scrawled out in decadence, double i's dotted in blue and it soaks through the paper. He made you bleed on the lease, colours mixing something familiar and you're back to the start. Three syllables heavy on your tongue; a name like a prayer.

A faithless god, powerless without belief and all you did was make him stronger, make yourself weaker.

But when humanity's left with their own devices, twisted minds and broken hearts,

( he found beauty in destruction
long before he found you. )

there's a certain grace in falling.

Sometimes you envy it.

- from that one mutt fight where she killed, not my trib, but dars's ty send my regards to the word cook

-no longer local bottom, rave

callarian May 20th
i guess kicking names and taking ass runs in the family

callarian Apr 3rd
You think I’m some kind of meme slut who flashes them to everyone who looks my way!!

callarian May 20th
if you think prancing through a meadow is what's going to turn me straight i've got some news pal

callarian Mar 18th
you: arnav khiev
me, an intellectual: nic cage

-The cursed british son.

There's no triumph in death, no beauty in suffering -
( but he reminded you, there's a grace in falling. )

god that's beautifulllllllllll

-zoë


send a meme or gif or a few that reminds you of calla

me @ calla when it comes to puns

-your name here (lance)


-alex

I’m on mobile but post a sad Kermit pls
*author's note:

-Kari


-Tom




-Griffin 👉🏼😎👉🏼


-Kay


-no longer local bottom, rave


-The cursed british son.


-zoë


send her the biggest happy birthday wishes ever that will shake her sensitive cancer sign soul

omg my fellow punsmith cancerian happy birthday ur like 1 year older than u were this time last year so yay u've completed one more lap around the sun gurl u rock. hope ur birthday is the opposite of a callamity c:
-your name here (lance)

happy happy happy happy birthday, calla my love! i hope today is absolutely amazing for you! <33
-alex

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PRECIOUS BEING you’re amazing and wonderful and so sweet even when I want to punch you in the throat when you hate on yourself smh. But I hope your birthday is at least somwhat amazing as you are!! Ily xoxo
-Kari

Calla! You're growing up and I am so proud of you!!!! It's like just yesterday you were dissing kou with me for the first time and I was SO PROUD! Anyways happy birthday! You are legit a innoSINt angel on this earth and I am so excited or you! You are one of best friends on the site and always know how to make me laugh! You're a meme, walking in the flesh, but also you are caring and kind. You know how to make things great and really provide a fun environment to be around. YOUR WRITING IS GORGEOUS AND I WILL FIND YOU IF YOU DISAGREE!!!!! Hope today is as great and amazing as you are <3 Love your pal Tom <3
-Tom

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! can't wait to write and cry and scream and diss kousei more with u for another year. you were my first sistar on the site and i will always cherish you greatly. thank you, for supporting aestheticsm and always be the skinny legend that you truly are. ily so much xoxoxo. don't forget to have a trainload of FUN !!
-Griffin 👉🏼😎👉🏼

Happy birthday, calla!!!!! Hope today is full of fun things!
-Kay

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLA! I hope your big day is as fabulous as you are
-Frankel

Sandwich
-Dars!!!!

SHE'S A CANCER??? YIKES jk im a pisces sistar i understand and i selflessly love u wow
-no longer local bottom, rave

Have a good one
-The cursed british son.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SWEETHEART!!!! you are so talented, kind, sweet and a wholesome person!! i hope you have the best day on your birthday filled with good things bc you deserve the best!!!!! sweet angel!!!!
-zoë


finally,
a happy belated 2 ur doggos !! hope they had a good day for 2 good grills