Enzo dies here not clickbait

So Denali’s over here tryna be a goddess of death, telling the friends of the kid she and Lex just murdered YOU’RE WELCOME like this is a movie or something. It’s just television, honey, dial it back. B series television. You are not Mother of Dragons, Freckles, you’re Mother of Birbs and HERE COMES YOUR BABY BOY NOW. So her armor is sparkling and her knives are blazing and she looks like a badass except her hair is so frickin tangled by now that no born can resist that nest, so fried chicken over here tackles her and she goes from iconic drama to horror movie spoof comedy in two seconds flat. Hello she’s on a murder roll, you want help dying?! Oh. Yea? Well okay.

So Denali has never been weird a day in her life, but sometimes back home things would find her to die. Ofc birb boy is here rn. Help? Don’t let you die? Does Denali look like a veterinarian to you? She’s armed with butcher’s knives l o l. Sorry my train is almost at work and dialogue is hard uhhhh disbelief that he’s trying to bribe her with houses rn?????? But -

SPEAKING OF BIRBS. Yeah. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could just leave e v e r y o n e alone?! Why is this her life?! Murder birbs! Murdered birbs! Everywhere birbs!

[ moar birbs? ]

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