surprise, bitch (that killed me that one time)

looks like ur getting two gifts this year umber vivuus 12b 🥀 [dars] u saucy minx. tho im sorry to say that mine is prooooobably a bit lacking compared to ur other one lol (ok like seriously whose grand idea was it to pair me with griffin when it comes to gifts *eyes @ kay*) buuuuuuut i'll try my best! and yes, that is present tense and not past tense bc for ur first gift, i have come up with some spicy plot ideas involving ur favorite characters!

- coming up with a plot idea for wade was probs the easiest out of the bunch - after all, i've got a hailsham of my own to toss into the metaphorical death pit sooner or later! yara is a cynical deadpan snarker that's probably known wade since they were tiny lil innocent smols that'd definitely be interested in contemplating life and death and sharing all the deep shit with one of the few souls that'd actually understand her.

- mackenzie, my boy, i just had to come up with a few things for him right? and for starters, one free blurb sesh regarding his relationship with my smol flower boy olyvar is available in my dms whenever the hell u want bb. or if that's not to your taste, then perhaps a lil thread and/or oneshots with akira's depresso little brother might pique your fancy instead? or, as the bisexual in me always likes to say, why not both?

- keiran was kinda the trickiest to find a plot for but fear not, my repertoire of characters did not disappoint! first, we have his quiet lil cousin jasper that's lived a life opposite of kieran's own, staying well in the shadows compared to your boy's star-studded life, and i believe forming a familial relationship could be fun in the event of, well, you know, more murderous pursuits. or, if you would prefer something spicier, there's my cowgirl blanche who i do believe you accepted quite recently who would definitely be interested in testing the mettle of the boy descended directly from the legendary mace emberstatt. interpret that as u will uwu.

now, for ur second gift! this one will probs be a bit of an i-o-u bc right now i'm a bit of a broke bitch, buuuuut let's just say that if there's a sweater or anything out there that catches ur eye and isn't outrageously expensive (like yanno, the sort of thing that tris would get) then hit ya boi up with the bill and i'll take care of that.

and for ur third gift, this one is entirely up to u! namely, pick any three of my faceclaims that i own that u may have been dying to use for urself and i'll share em with u, free of charge!

anyway love u bb, hit me up in those dms with ur choices once u get the chance! hope ur holidays are full of warmth and love and lacking of the parasite that shares ur home uwu.

-xoxo, gossip lance.