merry ratmas, lance! ♥

Lance,

What's up, my main dude? Have you enjoyed the holidays?

I sure hope so. As an immortal goddess from a plane of existence that your mortal mind couldn't begin to comprehend, I won't apologize for my delay — but as the friend of an awesome guy who loves puns, I suppose I might be willing to say sorry. If my gift doesn't make up for the wait, just send me a message; I have a Darren to spare, if you want it.

Let's be real, there's not a lot that good ol' Tris can do — no graphics, no tables, nothing that anyone actually wishes for — but when all else fails, I can find nice faces & write decent posts. Wanna plot and be pretty together? If not, cry me a river and I'll bathe in your tears. A gal's gotta stay youthful somehow. ♥

PARK JOONG-KI;
Remember that time when we were supposed to do a ship w/ them & my character, Rhea? Well, maybe the boat's sailed since then, but I'd love to recreate that plot. Rhea is, as all Tris characters are, damaged and uncertain — but Joong-ki has always calmed her fears, training her to defend herself against outward and inward foes alike. I'll message you soon to plan the finer details. I'd love to see a soft, nerdy relationship bloom between them.

YARA HAILSHAM;
She's in a plot with one of my existing characters! Can you imagine? Not having to wait the normal two years for me to write a biography before threading with me? That's a gag right there. The present to end all presents. I write Jane, a daredevil that's always on the search for that next thrill. If Yara's looking for an escape from the gloominess of the institute, then Jane's the girl to find. Wanna sneak away and visit the beach? Or maybe we could go raid Mother's office? Just shoot me a message.

CASSANDRA DARKFIRE;
Same as above! This time, however, we're on different sides of the conflict. I'd love to figure out Cassandra's dynamic with Shiera. More than just the fact that Cassie is dating Shiera's ex, my evil baby has had it out for Cassandra's family & friends for a hot minute now. Is she sick of all the sabotage, or is she intrigued by Shiera? Can she approach the older girl's silver web and make it out unphased? Let's find out.

OLYVAR MERRYWEATHER;
This is one I'm really excited for! Olyvar has a plot with our resident golden boy, Mackenzie Pryce, and I'd love to throw Mickey's little brother at him. Marley needs more friends! He's my softest boi, my sweetest angel. Honestly, he has no faults — except for the fact that he's an absolute idiot, but we love him. I want Ollie to love him, too. Message me so we can figure out their dynamic, please!

AMETHYST BLACKFYRE;
I wanna thread with our GMs! Simple as that. Scream at me in the DMs.

These are just some that came to mind when I looked through your directory, but I have a lot of muse & it'd be wise to strike while the iron is hot. Just hit me up, and we'll come up with so many plots that you'll get SICK of me. Just teasing. ♥ I'm hypoallergenic.

More stuff is coming your way in private (*wink*), but as one more public gift, I'd like you to send me a few faces of mine that you'd like to share. I'm not as sugary sweet as you are, and there's two or three faces I'm a little greedy over, but you're lucky enough that I love ya — so send me a list & you might just convince me. There's no limit on how many I'll consider sharing, either. Can't let you go hungry now, can I?

You're amazing, a force to be reckoned with; and I respect how driven you are. You're as smart as they come, and the site is lucky to have you. Thanks for always being here for us, as a friend and as a staff member, and for all the years you've continued to give to this community. It wouldn't be the same without you, babe. (And you wanna know something else? I actually like your puns.)

Happy holidays, Lance!