happy bday sidney!!!!!!

it's our favourite newbie's BIRTHDAY TODAY! happy birthday sid!!! we are so lucky that u joined us here in this crackhead corner of the internet and brought us not only your incredible writing talent but ur kick-ass sense of humour too!!

in the wise words of lancelot circa august 2019:

Lance, 7:02 PM
also real talk sidney i know v little about u but from what i do know ur a blessing

and in the proverb of kaitlin, also circa august 2019:

kaitlin, 7:04 PM
it’s 3am and i was asleep but my sidney senses were tingling n i had to wake up to say sidney is, in fact, the funniest person on the internet

AND in this incredible reenactment by dars, also circa august 2019, which isn't really related but i had to include bc we all love a good tris roast:

co-author,, 2:41 AM
The best Sidney quote ever is:
Tris: “Oh please Sidney. You’re so jealous of me. I’m the Paris of people.”
Sidney: “Paris, Texas.”

tldr: we love u and god bless u. here are some cute ppl who had some cute things to say ab you!!

wish sidney a happy bday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU I HOPE ITS AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE XOXO YOURE ALL I WANT YOURE ALL I HAVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- dars

happy bday sidney!!! hope u have a wonderful magical amazing day xx

- goat

Happy birthday! hope you have a wonderful day

- ems

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

- gaby

happy birthday angel!!! i am so glad u joined the site & got to share your talent, humour and savagery with us all! <3

- me

Happyyyy birthday, Sidney!! Hope it's wonderful! Also I learned today that Scorpios are basically Gryffindors to the max!? I love it!

- kay

Happy bday sidney!! I know we havent had the chance to interact much, but you let me snag taylor lashae from you and that makes you super cool in my book. I love your writing, i love you face, and id love to thread at some point or another.

- ryan

compliment the birthday gal!

You are the Paris of people
(when asked what their fave sidney post was: "litch rally anything by Poppy")

- dars

ur writing?? incredible !! literally a star.

- goat

you rock

- ems

You are amazing:)))))))))))))

- gaby

ur funnier than dars oop!
(also insert me, still screaming ab reggie's bio and that line about how his mother took all his kindness in her death REEEEE)

- me

kay's favourite sidney lines are:

“Um,” I croak, voice hoarse and still broken, “hi. You’re here,” my brow furrows, though, still a bit confused and out of it. “Why?”

and 

A rebel I was born.

I will die as one too. 

Didnt i just do that in the last question? Oh well, shes amazing omg.
(when asked to link fave reggie post: "You want me to pick ONE?")   

- ryan

post ur fave scorpio meme!

Be sure to use protection this Valentine’s Day so you don’t give birth to a fucking Scorpio

- dars

http://instagram.com/p/B2JRNkeHrv4

- goat

- me


-kay

 I feel like anything from bette middlers character is a big scorpio mood. 

- ryan

we had a wee poll as to which of your characters should get reaped and the results were:

LILA and JACK!!!! beware the reaping kiddos!!

and finally - have some bill nye the science guy gifs!!!

whenever i send gifs on mobile they never work so just imagine me chanting bill bill bill over and over ty

(thank u goat)