Librarian Application
Aug 5, 2010 15:50:09 GMT -5
Post by cinder on Aug 5, 2010 15:50:09 GMT -5
Okay, so like my application was so superduper uber-fabulous that like I thought I should like post it here because I am amazing. Chaaa, like really!
Anyways, here is what would happen if I applied for Librarian...
Anyways, here is what would happen if I applied for Librarian...
Username: Cinder
Preferred Nickname: Bad-Arse One
Age: -pointed look at profile page-
Previous experience:
--Moderator & Admin at Half Blood Haven, Aya's old site I still throw myself at on occasion. Yes, I still RP at a dead site.
--I couldn’t find ACTUAL links to the other sites, so I’m going to PRETEND these links mean anything.
--I've been an advertiser at a few new sites that ended up closing very quickly, but I advertised for one site on over 30 other sites, kept an alphabetical order list of them with links to the site within two days. Yes indeed, I had no life. I suppose people trusted me with power is what I'm saying? You guys probably shouldn't though. It's not a smart idea.
--Ummm, I was an admin/moderator of several RPG boards on, get this, STARDOLL <333 Of course considering these were boards dedicated to creating 150 word bios and roleplaying Twilight Vampires, I won't be linking you.
--I was admin of a mildly successful site. Eight people in the first day! I ended up killing it by allowing people to create blood-sucking vampire cats on a Warrior Cats RPG. Failure...
--Do the lines make me seemed organized?
--Okay so that last link is actually me, I’m just sayn
--I'm an RP Tutor at this shnazzy site, HGRPG? Yeah! You've heard of it, great!
--I own in general? I am an experienced administrator of my own life. Really, I am.
Why should we choose you?
You shouldn't, but lets act like I didn't just say that.
--I can ramble for hours
--I can do HTML coding! Apparently the little <<code>> sort of stuff is called HTML! I always thought it was just called “THE CODE.”
--I, like most human beings, am capable of making lists
--This is a list, I am intelligent enough to know this
--Because If you don't choose me I'll cry and throw a fit
--Let me list some random junk about how organized I am.
--I thought it would look more impressive If I had a long list
--Did I mention I can ramble?
--Maybe I should color code this and put it in alphabetical order to prove that I can handle the job
--There are actual reasons why you should chose me, I swear
--One of those reasons is that I would promise never ever to make another sadistic Dru!character.
--Think of the children!!!! They can't handle another Dru
--I'm not bribing/black-mailing your or anything, but If you guys want, I can do that
--Okay, maybe I should put links to stuff I do here, like the links to my previous experience
Roleplay Sample: Oh here, let me just find my longest, most impressive post... Let me grab the 5,000+ word Dru death post and stretch the page so its really hard to read. Oh! And by Roleplay sample, you mean samples right? Because I could grab my 10,000+ post too, that's saved in a word file somewhere.
Other: Um, I'm really witty and clever so I decided to make a cheesy joke in the “other section” because I'm a people person. Vote for me.