happy birthday kari! <3

welcome to kari's spectacular fun-filled birthday party!

today we honour and celebrate one of the sweetest, most passionate, hard-working, loyal, kindest, adorable angels there are! kari, sweet angel, you are a delight to be around. your endless enthusiasm, joy and positivity makes this website so wonderful to be a part of with you as a staple community member. you are a model member and staffer: always there for others and willing to support everyone around you with no questions asked. knowing you are someone we can all go to no matter what is such a gift!! you are gracious, beautiful, warm and so freaking funny. plus i know how you work so hard in school while balancing volleyball and work and being a social butterfly, which makes you a superwoman!!! i love you so much and hope you have had a fantastic birthday filled with friends and loved ones <3

now - for the party!!!!!

please pop your best white girl gif(t)s down on the gif(t)ing table for kari:


















phew, you're a life saver - thanks! since kari is a college girl and has mastered the art of drinking - what shall she drink tonight? recommend something!

something fruity ! - dars
ROSÉ - kait
aint no laws with white claws - alex
A mule with a fruity liquor, like plum or rasberry or something. Or a vodka red bull - cam
Drinking is bad!!!! (kidding) - tom
probs a good bottle of wine, my mom and I's favorite that we always get is Stella Rosa Peach wine - tom, with taste!!!
A hot toddy. It's chilly!! - kay
vodka, always - sidney
Malibu and sprite (and water) - geebs, looking out for you tomorrow morning!!
Boozy Birthday Cake Milkshakes via link - stare with the recipes on hand! ❤
the blood of the men she will eventually sacrifice - griffin, here to liven up the mood!
my go-to mixed drink is a girl scout cookie which is 1/3 each kahlua, mint liqueur, and bailey's and p much tastes like a thin mint! if you don't like thin mints then I'm sorry (but I'm also still making one and drinking it myself) - wootee
Gin and tonic! - zori

it's almost party time! but oh no - kari needs help adding the PERFECT accessory for her debut party outfit and only you can help! what should kari accessorise with?




oh no - kari's been held up and is fashionably late to her own party! where is she???



you're a busy gal, so we'll forgive you!!

KARI'S FINALLY HERE! better late than never! you're gathered around in a circle talking about your favourite moments together. what's a lovely memory you have of kari?

when we were talking abt JB threading and I was like "I don't think they're going to get along lmao" and she was like "oh yeah no Bell doesn't get along with anyone"--that stuck in my memory bc I laughed out loud (I! love Bell!!) - WT

whenever she comes into my chatbox screaming about whatever fhshsh - griffin

I had the absolute privilege of allying with Kari when she was still a new-ish member! Even back then she was a total sweetheart and I was completely honored to be allied with her ❤ - stare

meeting her is definitely my favorite just because darren would always say you have to meet her you have to meet her but then never introduce us and then finally he DID and now my life is better with kari in it - sidney

Just all of our heart to hearts. ❤ I really appreciate that we're able to talk through things! Also obviously all of the herp derping that one OOCG. A classic! - kay

Being Kari's district partner was really cool! We flailed over our tributes a lot and it was nice ❤ - tom

Gtky was honestly a blast and a half even if I was hangry at the end!!! - cam

being the best fucking oocg ally ever. i will never forget ❤ - alexxx

candles, so many candles... also all the times we talked about linnaea or bell being reaped if i ever gm'd, also bell being reaped when i gm'd. OH! and our wedding - dars

the conversation quickly turns to all of kari's epic lady tribs over the past few years. if you could bring one back from the dead, who would it be?



it's no secret that kari is a textbook aquarius. here are some of our favourite aquarian memes!













y’all know one of those safety vaults that are in banks??? yeah, that’s aquarians except no one has the key to open these vaults.

and finally, wish the birthday girl a happy birthday & tell her how much you love her.

happy birthday !!!! i love you so so so so so so so much you're an adequate wife usually i hope u get lots of presents and u don't cheat on me again have fun be safe seriously though please don't cheat okay bye love you be faithful amen - dars

i genuinely don't know if i can pick out a moment that i fell in love with kari, or a specific moment that i can think of that was wonderful. she was kinda a slow burn for me. she didn't give up on me as a friend and i didn't give up on her and we both just existed in each others spaces until we realized that we clicked and i. really respect and love that from her. she's just. so wonderful. so happy birthday kari. ur one for the record books bc ur just some kind of wonderful. love you baby girl - kait

happiest of birthdays, my darling. i hope today is absolutely amazing for you! thank you for being such a loyal friend and such a bright spot here. you always shower people with your warmth and generosity and you deserve all the best. i love you, babe. ❤ - alexxx

Happy birthday!!!!! You rock at least one of my socks off but pls put it back on my toes are so cold - cam

Happy Birthday, Kari! I hope today is an amazing day! You are always so sweet to me! Hope your day is amazing just like you! - tom

Happyyyyyy birthday, Kari!!! ❤ I hope you get a great, relaxing day (lol, sometimes I do wonder if you ever have relaxation days!?) Also, thank you for organizing another epic GTKY! It's become one of my favorite Ratmas staples. - kay

happy bday babey ilysm and i hope u have the best day ever 😘 - sidney

Happy birthday! - geebs

Ahhhhhhh Kari I cannot tell you how excited I am for you to celebrate a whole day dedicated to YOU! You deserve it soooooo much. You're such a lovely friend and writer and I cannot express how honored I was to have written in the finale with you this year. You made it such an incredible experience and I can't thank you enough for that. I hope your day is full of wonderful things and that you are showered in endless compliments and warm fuzziness! - stare

HAPPY BORTHDAY KARI!! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. thank you for being such a creative and kind presence on the site. 💕 i hope you celebrate this day in a way you enjoy the most. - griffin

happy birthday Kari! you're a ray of sunshine and I hope you have the best day and hell of a year to look forward to - WT

Happy birthday Kari! - zori

thanks for attending! grab a drink and let's party! as we party on into the night, guests have suggested some songs for the dj to play tonight that we thought kari might enjoy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cPW0ggFq04
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUX-rNjyUqY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqQEDPKYb0U
www.youtube.com/watch?v=abWeJq_XlwA[
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mC9ODkSftc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z353QSLxISw

aaaand www.theodysseyonline.com/white-girls-top-15-favorite-songs