Happy Birthday my Aquarian Kween!!

Well, hello, you should know at this point, that I am here to wish one goat a very happy birthday bitch. Its been a wild ride since you have come back to the site and I wouldnt have it any other way. You are a wonderful, beautiful, talented, awe-inspiring, indie goddess. I have a bday form full of people that love you so much just like I do. So get ready for the sappy shit, because its coming.

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On a scale from one to ten, how much do you support mine and goats friendship?

1 (which idk why this isnt a 10, they must be haterz.) - 3 people (dars, cameron, and griffin)
7 (again, not sure why this isnt a ten, but its better then a 1) - 1 person (zoe)
8 (look above, but better than a 1 or a 7 - 1 person (alex)
10 (obviously the only correct answer, but it would have been disingenious of me to just put 10 through 10? ya feel?) - 8 people (thundy, kay, zori, lyndis, stare, WT, kaplan, myself)

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Pick a Goat Tribute that you LOVED

Odile Quintanilla - 0%
Damaris Hope - 15.4% (soz)
Maryam Volk - 15.4% (double soz)
Delaney Youngblood - 23.1% (triple soz)
All tributes are iconic from Goat - 46.2% (because lets be honest, we love you goat and we love your writing omfg)

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Birthday Gifs for the Birthday hoe pls. (Furbies and Dodie gifs, and MCR are the only things allowed tho, sorry)



umber vivuus 12b 🥀 [dars]

Im mobile so no gif but i just wanna clarify how difficult a decision it was to choose the tribute i loved the most cuz i genuinely clicked each one and hesitated back and forth for like three whole minutes before choosing the cop out answer but FUCK are they all so special
cameron


Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]


✨ zozo.


Baby Wessex d9b [earthling]


(not any of the listed gif types but I DO WHAT I WANT)
marguerite harvard d2a (zori)


Lyn𝛿is her link broke I guess.

Stare sends her love in lieu of a gif

napoleon, d2m ₊⊹ 🐁 ɢʀɪғғɪɴ. does NOT send his love in lieu of a gif


WT


kap


alex 🐺


@ me bitch duh?

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Do you have a quote of Goat's that you love? Well, paste it here!!

Is this supposed to be a quote from one of their characters or from Goat directly? From Goat, every time I make them SCREAM in DMs delights me because their sense of humor is A+, so getting them to laugh is always :brev: As for characters? I mean, Damaris's whole death post but also Birdie's iconic post about Blackston:

"There was Pistachio, curled up on one of the armchairs, and on the couch next to his chair was an assortment of stuffed animals. She glanced from the stuffed animals, arranged in too neat of a row for her liking, to Blackston, and the numerous papers he had laid out, and god, she wished he had human friends and would get out of her fucking house sometimes.

“Blackston.... what—” She closed her eyes, pressed her fingertips to her forehead. “What the fuck are you doing?”" - zori

"SCREAM" - cameron

“How can you know me? I don’t even know myself.” - Delaney - Kay

mmmm bc I wanna throwback to one of the early tribs I read on the site: "The little girl talks. The boy, he talks too. Talking is human.

The other girl doesn't talk, keeps her mouth sealed tight. Silence is human." - Odile - Lyndis

She had spent too long lying, under pressure from her parents and society, but she was done. She was Delaney Youngblood. She was sharp, and vicious, and she loved women, and she didn’t want to be a fucking career anymore. She wanted to be herself. - Stare

my life changed when we were on jumpinchat and they screamed “some of us are content to die under the brooklyn bridge.” - griffin

One morning, she’d forced herself out of bed and into the bathroom. She looked in the mirror and asked herself, “How can you want to die if you’re already dead?” and then she laughed, laughed at the absurdity of it, and then she went to the bakery and bought ten pastries and ate all of them on her porch and licked the sugar off her fingers and felt alive, moreso in death than ever before. - WT

everything in goats writing is beautiful - ya bitch is being lazy and he has to go to work in 40 minutes so sue ME.

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Give Goat a character idea they should write.

A barista stabber. the full idea is that the character, played by goat, would stab baristas - Dars (wow, rude.)

Jenny slate as a bisexual wanderer oh wait theyve already done that. Goat is next level - Cameron (I mean, yeah, probably)

I can’t give Goat a character idea because all of Goat’s character ideas are already perfect. - Thundy (you right)

A young rocker who has no instruments with which to rage - Kay (this would be right up Goats alley)

I mean... I feel like I am constantly asking you for threads goat but please let us continue the Birdie/Leland saga forever a-men! - Zori (you get a F, I asked for a character idea!!)

can I give you a sewing idea instead and can it be a furby wooloo - Lyndis (this is acceptable, C+)

a gay twink - griffin (goat prefers indie goddess's but id like to see more of this too)

mortician's daughter - alex (yes PLS)

Where is my girly gaymer gaylord? - ryan (hewwooooooo)

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Who do you want to see reaped next from Goat?

Soz, I got to go to work, so like, you get a copy and pasted version for now. Ill fill in later!

Apophenia !
Luna stirling-izar but also not luna pls not luna how about .... an entire games of just goat tribs thats what i want
:hk: THEY ALL DESERVE HAPPY LIVES DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE
AURORA!!!!
Camilla Schrader-Fairbanks
Anyone from D8, please!
Wilhelmina Bai #pokemonplot
Aurora would shatter my (and Ridley's) heart in every possible way
AURORA LE ROUX SORRY IM NOT BIASED OR ANYTHIING
I want all of Goat's characters to live forever because they're perfect thnx
Joplin Skitty!
As long as it isnt blair, we gucci.
aurora le roux

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Does Goat owe you a post? Well this is the time to call them out for it!! Link it here <3. Or dont, im not your mom.

Same here!!

Ryan dont tell me what to do, unless its to stream high road then tell me to do that all day
You don’t owe me a post, but like, we should plot some ish
no i think,,, -i- owe goat a post ?
I wouldn't mind bringing our Indie thread to its conclusion, but also - getting started on the Hope double date!!!
you don't owe me a post because somehow we've still never actually managed to thREAD we gotta do something about that
they do, but like, I am not gonna harp on them on their bday.

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Wish them a very happy birthday because honestly, they do deserve it, no matter how much I beef with them.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're at least top three Aquarians on the site, me being number one, so that's good. - Dars

Goat ur literally one of the best ppl I've ever known. I'm not gonna be long and sappy cuz that would he So Gay and you know we aren't gay at all so no homo but I adore you and your deeply moving writing and characterizations and how much you care abt me. Ty for existing - Cameron

Happy birthday, Goat! Thank you for being a good friend and such a kind and thoughtful presence on the site. You’re so fun to talk to, your writing is A+, and you deserve to have an awesome year!!! - Thundy

happy happy birthday goat! hoping you have a relaxing, positive day surrounded by good energy and ur favourite people. take care of & treat urself today u deserve it!!! <3 - Zoe

Happy birthday, goat!!! So, so happy we got to ally because Delaney is magnificent. Truly hope you'll be in the 84th!!! Enjoy your day. <3 - Kay (surprise, goat is in the 84th!! Are you a psychic Kay?)

Goat - Happiest of birthdays. When I asked you to ally in the 81st I didn't even know how lucky I was. From the fact that we wrote such an amazing pair of tributes whose bond made me cry, to that you trusted me and let me talk genuinely and build a real set of stories... I'm so happy to have become friends with you and so deeply admire your writing. Have a great birthday, be bad, and enjoy yourself! - Zori

Gooooooooat friend I adore you so much <333 I am so incredibly grateful that I was able to have you as an ally in these past Games because a) holy shit your writing is stunning b) holy shit /you/ are stunning c) I got to get to know you and your beautiful soul even better! I hope you have an absolutely unforgettable day with lots of love and joy because goodness knows you deserve it <333 - Stare

happy birthday, goat! thank you for always being a delight and for always making us laugh in every single chat. you’re such a compassionate soul that isn’t afraid to be outspoken for the things they love and i respect you so, so much for it. hope you celebrate lavishly! happy birthday again. - griffin

happy birthday Goat <3333 (I wanted to look up how to say that in Furbish but the dictionary doesn't have a word for birthday? excuse me Furby creators? noo-loo birthday anyway!) you're a gem and I'm so glad to know you--your enthusiasm, heart, humor, and thoughts (on topics both silly and serious) make any corner of the world you happen to be in a better place. hope you have a fantastic day and a hell of a year ahead. - WT

Happy birthday, Goat!! I hope it’s amazing! - Kaplan

happy happy happy happiest of birthdays, darling. i hope today is amazing for you and that you are doing something lovely to celebrate <3 -Alex

Hey hoe, I love you so much, I cant believe its another day of birth for you. So happy that you are turning 21, and I hope you do the most magical things today. Its been a wild ride since weve interacted on the site, and I love the fact that we have done nothing but shit talk and write and do all the gay. The 83rd was a wild ride, and I am sure that the 84th is going to be the same thing. You can talk shit to me anytime, because I will always love and adore you, even though you might love furbies, and I dont. Happy 81st bday!! - me duh

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Okay, thats enough sappy gay shit. Business as usual.