Happy Birthday CAMERON!!! <333
Feb 22, 2020 0:37:32 GMT -5
Post by marguerite harvard d2a (zori) on Feb 22, 2020 0:37:32 GMT -5
CAMERON IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
You get to spend the day with Cameron! What sinful and sweet things will you all be doing together?
I'd take you out on a tour of my favorite spots in Brooklyn, let you frolic with Hailey, do some touristy shit we could laugh about and then take you out for dinner. And then we'd go out to my favorite bars to be silly and since it would clearly be summer hang out in a park in warm weather late at night shooting the shit. -zori
CAT PLAY DATE 💕❤️
Interpretive dance for tips until we raise enough money to leave this tired town * cue YA drama music* -dars
i take cam to epcot. we get drunk off frozen margaritas and cause a scene inside spaceship earth. we are promptly escorted out of epcot and banned from disney property. we are just vibing. -goat
murder and also shopping -fireflyz
watching reality tv and those youtube videos he made with emmie in like 2013 -kiwi
First, we will awaken to a brunch prepared by a private chef, with all sorts of goodies and of course bottomless mimosas. We'll then go to the spa for massages, mani/pedis and blow-outs by JVN. In the afternoon we'll take a scenic drive to a secluded park where we can let the fluffies roam free while we snack on decadent little petit fours and French Champagne. After a nap, we'll get all dolled up with our very own styling team to attend a premiere of a movie based on our characters (Scorpmo, calling it now). It's a wild success, of course, and everyone wants to know how Cameron writes such crazy, beautiful characters. The last few hours of the evening are absolute shenanigans - a card game gone wrong, a desperate trip for supplies, a long drive in the dark, the wind in our hair. We fall asleep, reminding each other that we met on the internet (!) and writing little notes of gratitude to everyone who made the day possible. -kay
Dramatic readings of bad smut, discourse about lesbian media, dramatic readings of discourse about lesbian media -aya
I am showering Sally w my love and adoration and then we are marathoning whatever show Cam thinks would be fun to watch bc I trust their taste p much implicitly and watching things while hollering about them with friends is a delight. (I am also attempting to introduce Cam to Peggy but that's gonna be a quick side trip because introducing literally anyone to Peggy is mostly just her looking at them and running away.) -WT
Present time! What gift are you getting for Cameron this year?
Dignity! And maybe a tattoo if he wanted one. -zori
He gets a cup of my red urine Malibu -dars
matching vests for him and miss sally -goat
i guess i'll begrudgingly listen to taylor swift's reputation album again, just for cam -kiwi
A diamond grill for Bill Cubs, apparently. Who knew that was the perfect gift!? -kay
an exploding one that showers him in sparkly glitter hearts -lyndis
a button that says "stream High Road by Kesha" whenever it's pressed-WT
Give us three words to describe Cameron.
simply the best. -zori
Kind. Funny. Sweet.
Dis-Gus-Tang -dars
kind funny wonderful -goat
basic, basic, basic -fireflyz
strangely wholesome sinner -kiwi
Kind. Bold. Adored and adoring. -kay
Thoughtful, passionate, defiling all that is pure -aya
talented, kind, rad-WT
Tell us why you love Cameron so!
I think I am up in your DMs all the time telling you how wonderful you are, but truly, you are amazing and kind, and I am so happy we're friends. You're always there and I don't know what I've done to deserve your friendship but <3
Cameron is such an amazing person and such a good cat day. I love sharing pet pictures and talking ❤️ He has a very warm presence that reaches through the internet.
I love cam bc he’s very genuine and because despite being an outrageous and silly person outwardly, he’s pretty deep and cool to talk to. He can have a conversation about virtually anything, he can also make virtually anything have vaguely sexual undertones, and he has the long hair of a true bottom -dars
cam u are literally one of the best people I’ve ever met!!!!! ur writing and characters are always incredible and i’m glad i can always send u dumb shit and u never get sick of me. -goat
he’s a great human being (ironically despite being a writer I am bad with words)-fireflyz
cam is just a hilarious staple in this community and i dont think we would function quite the same without him. whether its chatting about literally anything in any channel, being slightly horrified at his jokes or having a good ol' heart to heart in the dms, cam is just a fucking great human being and a pleasure to know and we are so lucky to have him here!!! -kiwi
I truly wish I had the time to answer this question properly. For now: because he has the kindest, purest heart and the dirtiest, raunchiest mind of anyone I've ever met. It's a perfect pairing. He is perfect. Love you, cub. -kay
I'm always in awe of Cameron's ability to build bridges and make friends out of everyone. He's mature when it matters and allows himself to be immature in all the fun ways. His tremendous empathy is admirable and he's not afraid to care — he's got a very good heart. Lucky to call him a friend ❤️ -aya
because he's thoughtful and funny and speaks his mind ! -lyndis
-any time I see a notification for a dm from you I have literally no idea what it's going to be but I do know I'm going to be delighted to find out. you have so much heart and warmth and that comes through whether you're being hilarious or thoughtful or both, and I appreciate and admire that, and I'm so so glad you're in my life <3-WT
Share a quote from cam or his characters here!
All I can think of is back in the day when he would quote Alejandro lyrics.
“I wish I was as beautiful and amazing as dars” this one really caught me off guard— not because I find it hard to be true bc like. Hello. Ten speaking. No it caught me off guard bc cam hasn’t said this yet??? Which like? What the hell?? Surely he will eventually right??? -dars
"Ooh yeah that's the ticket, that's the - WELL WADDYA MEAN WHAT THE FUCK I AM! PUDDEM UP PUDDEM UP! IM A DAMN KOALA WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? A HAIRLESS APE? GET OUDDA HERE! I am offended! I leapt from a table into a cuddle pile of koalas and crashed into a bike basket and couldn't fucking move for ages and now I'm stuck with THIS? Gimme a break! GIMME A BREAK!" -kay, with link to post!
"Today, I vowed myself enemy of all trees. You've changed my mind."-aya
It's gotta be lawful to chaotic or chaotic to other chaotic - Cameron - lyndis
I JUST
WANTED
TO BE WITH MY FUCKING FIRE
oh wait i'm about to go back to rot in hell where there is eternal fire and damnation
right
okay so I guess i'm okay now-WT
Which of Cameron's Tributes Is Your Favorite?
Nell Cyprus (6)
Charas Harp (1)
Elmo Latch (2)
Last but not least, give us some good gifs, tiktoks, memes, or unholy images that remind you of cam!
I’m on mobile but I shall give a cat emoji 😻
vm.tiktok.com/qqKMww/ -goat
vm.tiktok.com/bjsUwb/ i feel like this just radiates cam energy -fireflyz
-kiwi
-kay
-aya
-lyndis
- zori