we ter-might have a problem, here // woodsmen vs mutts
Mar 7, 2020 14:33:08 GMT -5
Post by lance on Mar 7, 2020 14:33:08 GMT -5
EENIE
Bugs bugged her. Which was weird, because technically she was a bug herself. But not like those ones. The ones that were but a fraction of her size but outnumbered her a thousand to one. They'd chastised her in their annoying tiny way when she'd attempted to climb one of their towers. It had simply been for fun, she'd said, but she had the distinct impression that they hadn't understood nor cared.blunt·whip·knife·knife
And ugh. The elders had forced her on patrol duty for this very reason. "Prove you can do do your duty without getting caught up in frivolous pursuits!" As if she would be stupid enough to repeat the same mistake twice. But that wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was that that asshat had to volunteer to come along with her. She knew exactly why, too, the creep.
It didn't matter that she knew full well what happened to the vast majority of macromantuas, and hell, mutts in general, when they ran into the pink fleshy things. At this point, she just wanted out. So when the first one appeared in her view, she picked the one that looked most like Meanie and charged head on at him.eenie attacks silas; body (blunt)
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7093 -- Broken Right Knee -- 7.0 damageMEANIEOkay, that wasn't his actual name. But it'd what he'd asked everyone else to call him, believing it to be fierce. And perhaps due to his humble request, and definitely not due to his actions, they complied. So Meanie he was known.
In truth, it was something that he could relate to with the pretty girl he'd been watching from afar. Now their names rhymed! And when she'd been caught doing something wrong and had been forced to patrol all on her lonesome, he'd volunteered to go along with her - a request the elders had been surprisingly willing to oblige. Perhaps they too recognized his quest for love, and wished to see him succeed.
But Eenie barely acknowledged his existence. And when the pink fleshy things appeared, it was with the utmost haste that she charged to meet one of them. That did not make Meanie very happy. He wasn't going to be second best to one of those-those things.meanie attacks silas; leg (whip)
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6093 -- Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damageTINYEagle One to Base. I repeat, Eagle One to Base. The Spiders have found the targets and have engaged. Permission to assist.
What? I know it's just the two of us, dumbass. Do you really think I believe that we have telepathy? Or that I think of myself as an Eagle? It's a human thing, so since we're fighting humans today, I figured-
What? Just shut up and attack? Pffff, rich, coming from you. I called myself Eagle One for a reason. Now, the spiders took one on their own, so that leaves one for each of us. I'll take the sleepy looking one, and you can take the small pretty one. That should make it about even, hmmmmm?
Heh. One day he'll see.tiny attacks beck; talons (knife)
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2040 -- Miss -- 0.0 damageMOEOh, go to hell, Tiny. If that's even your name.
Spoiler: It isn't.
I hate that that idiot is the one in charge. I'm clearly much more competent than him. But hey, if he wants to take the threatening looking meatbag on himself and leave the easy one to me, who am I to complain?
We'll see who laughs when they get the first kill, hmmm?moe attacks sophie; talons (knife)
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2040 -- Miss -- 0.0 damage