callout post for a snake. [hbd cloods]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
Python !!!!

You're stunning. You're gorgeous. You look like my second wife and I have only ever been married once so uwu u do the math(;

For ur birthday, uh, I asked some questions about you to some ppl u know and uh. These are the ppl: napoleon, d2m ₊⊹ 🐁 ɢʀɪғғɪɴ. cameron @fabulousraven Knuckles gamemaker sloane ♕ kaяi ♕ gamemaker kelsier ✨ zozo. ryan and urs truly.

and this is what they said!!

"If Python was not a Python, what animal would she be?"

Rave: koala

Ele: a bunny!

zowee: tiger

griffin: BEAR

kari: a snek just a regular old snek

cameron: a snake

ryan: a fox i'm sure

dars: a bITCH

"Who was ur favorite Python!Trib?"

Rave: Demeter

zowee: laila sycamore was a bad bitch!!!! periodt!!

griffin: violetta salazar PERIODT

kari: Hyacinth I will fight anyone who argues with me

cameron: Demeter Merwin-Glory

ryan: Im always partial to Minx-y poo.

dars: it is unfair of me to ask this of myself but i have so i will narrow it down to Kaiser, Pearl, Hyacinth, and Locust

"Who is ur dream victor for Python?"

Rave: Hyacinth

zowee: AJAX! or darius. or laurent!!!!! fuck it, why wait?

kari: Nemesis please and thank you okay bye

cameron: Demeter Merwin-Glory

ryan: Can I get a Mortuus please?

dars: Eddie "hAvE yOu EvEr HeArD oF a StApH iNfEcTiOn" Kaspbrak

"Any fond memories you wish you remind us of?"

Rave: Uhhhhhh, I don’t talk to Claudia honestly

ele: that time she literally came to see me in person wow

zowee: every time claudia laughs on skype i feel so much joy. you are literally the funniest realest person i know and im so thankful for ur friendship all these years.

griffin: how she literally slayed in the 78th with top-notch writing and metaphors and characterization — violetta is easily one of my favorite tributes on the site.

kari: literally any Claudia moment is a funny one or a meme so I will be here all day if I type them all out

ryan: Ill never forget Python messaging me out of blue one day to just have a conversation. I think it had something to do with idk? another member having a moment in chat. It was just hilarious and heart warming and idk. Fun?

dars: 1) remember that time when you had that video from like high school of you twerking with a stuffed animal made into gifs? 2) remember trey of shit? 3) remember when tris used to type with a stutter and you called him out for it? djgshdhefg 4) remember when u showed me that video of the anime that ur brother used to watch??? with the fingernail??? yeah u remember the one lmfao

"Wish our gal a good ole happy birthday!!"

Rave: Happy birthday!!!!

ele: happ birt, ilu a lot and i'm sure i'll see u again soon

zowee: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNEK!!!!!!!!!!!

emsrocks: Happy birthday! I hope it's a great one!

griffin: happy birthday python! i hope you celebrate graciously. 💕 sending love.

kari: happy happy birthday omg now you’re like super old now isn’t that crazy. i know you’re sad you didn’t get to go for your bday dinner but there’s no better way to spend your birthday than with us xoxo I hope your day is as amazing as you are and thanks for always sending me pictures of tipsy

ryan: Hewwo my Aires Kween. I hope you have a magical birthday!! You are an amazing person and writer and I hope during these times you find a way to still get turnt and have fun!! Kisses!!

dars: I LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE DOIN THE LORDS WORK PROVING THAT SOME ARIES ARE AMAZING PEOPLE!!! Thank you for being my friend then, now, and forever, my life is forever different because you're in it, and I hope your special day is everything you want it to be.

"memes n misc."

rave: Happy birthday!!!!!! Shirtless Myers photo.jpeg

ele: ps u r gay

kari: boop

dars: