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✨ Advertiser 8,136 POSTS Pronouns: she/her last seen Apr 19, 2024 17:24:18 GMT -5 bloomtodeath	snap. three. wip! Apr 7, 2020 0:12:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ✨ on Apr 7, 2020 0:12:10 GMT -5 real chaotic neutral hours
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Post by ✨ on Apr 7, 2020 0:14:22 GMT -5

My parents reaaaaaaaaaally know how to pick 'em, huh?

Names, that is. They wanted to call me Riot but that's obviously a banned name in this country (fucking morons) so when my Dad almost got arrested at the Justice Building filing my birth registration he had to come up with an alternative real fast. Snap to it! they barked. So my legal name is.........

Snap.

For fucks sake, right????

My idiot sister doesn't have it much better. Her name is Mimi. Mimi. Like me-me. It fits her, obnoxious narcissistic little brat. Jesus Christ my parents are dateless. Took them nine whole months to come up with that? At least Dad had an excuse the first time around. Under pressure, Keeper gun pointed at your head while your infant daughter screams in your arms, I suppose I can forgive that. But the second??? What's that saying, "fool me twice shame on me?" Shame on you, Dad!