Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2020 12:24:30 GMT -5
V A L E N T I N O S A L A Z A R
Why You Should Vote "Salazar" Today!
- Father of Jacinta Salazar, victor of the 77th
- New Father of Mackenzie Pyrce, victor of the 79th
- Has Been a Qualified Father for over 2 Decades!
- Supports Tax Reform
- Endorsed by Fellow Mayors such as Pierre Hope, Vasco Izar and even Talon Irvine!*
- Once Was Shot... the Bullet Died.
- Paid for the Bullet's Funeral!
- Supports the Working Class
- Is The Only Candidate!
* must preface that Valentino and Talon have had no public sexual relations.
Main Platform: Economics
- Increased trading with Districts Two, Nine and Eleven
- High Funding of Education, create a trade program with the universities of Six
- Introduce Highland Games Training (front for lower district careers shh)
- Elevate District Seven to Upper Status
- Mingle with Mayors & Embezzle, ofc
You should support Valentino today!
We encourage monetary incentive.
