cohen rochester, district four | cb, fin.

Nah. I'm not rich.

People hear my name, see my face, and assume I'm some pretentious asshole right off the bat. I'm just a plain and simple ass, actually. I'm not snobby about it. Call me a prankster. When you can't pay attention in class, what's the harm in putting a wad of gum in someone's hair?

... or hiding cherry bombs in your teacher's mailbox? Is that so bad?

Hmm. Nah. It's not that big of a deal. People spread rumors that the dude lost a hand, but that's totally not what happened. A third degree burn on his pinky finger, that's all, but whatever. At least I made my friends laugh. Call me a clown.

I'm just a silly guy in a silly world where kids die around the clock, dropping like flies and no one pays any attention to it. I don't either. Life's too short, and too fast, and it's better to just go through it with your ribs hurting. Tucking fries into my mouth like they're fangs.

But I don't bite. Promise.

I probably will hurt you somehow, though. Sorry in advance.