daisy, daisy, cae&wis
Jun 1, 2021 23:12:10 GMT -5
Post by tick 12a / calla on Jun 1, 2021 23:12:10 GMT -5
C A E L U M
M A E
So Sutton’s dead - good fuckin’ riddance, I guess.
They sent her body back with a camera crew attached. And I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna turn down that fifteen seconds of fame, but I'm sure as hell not gonna pretend that I'm sad? Hello?
But I still did the interview, I'm not stupid.
I posed next to her corpse and gave the camera a thumbs up and honestly I hope wherever Sutton ended up, she'll see that picture and feel like an absolute idiot. 'Cause I know if it was the other way around, she wouldn't've laid a flower on my grave. I'll blow a kiss to her pine box when it parades by and then I'll sneak back into the cemetery and paint a dick on the side of it.
But Dad went on about appearances and how I actually have to show up for the whole funeral thing. Camaraderie? Bullshit. He hated Sutton just as much as I did. He hates everyone except Bamber. When that twerp finally kicks it he'll probably shut the whole District down to mourn.
Anyways.
I figured, yeah, I could just show up and suffer through it, maybe ditch out early and find Dante. But I'm not doing anything special, I'm not holding Sterling's fucking hankie while she bawls and screams and does whatever she does these days. I'm not her dad - I don't fucking know, alright? The only other sibling I see nowadays is Wolf and he's not exactly a summer peach, I don't know how to deal with these kids.
But as the heir - as the most important one, I'll be that pillar. Even if it's just from 2 to 4 on a Thursday afternoon. Seriously, who needs two hours to bury a fucking body? Except no one said I had to be sober for it, Wednesday night's party night, baby! So it got marked on the calendar, and then that calendar got shoved in a drawer, and out of sight out of mind I guess because here we are the morning of, and I don't know why showing up hungover and empty handed feels wrong but it does.
Is that a conscience? Is this what having a conscience feels like?
The problem is that Sutton didn't like anything. Not that I'd ever bring something that'd be appreciated by her wandering spirit or whatever.
There's a stray dog on the street and I almost considering getting a bag for it to shit in and just bringing that.
But badabing badaboom I round the corner and wouldn't you know it? Magnolia's is sitting there all quaint and cozy and what a damn coincidence. What a miraculous occurrence. Fancy seeing me here. Hey, you come here often?
Maybe so.
Layton's standing guard at the mouth of the alley and I give him a lazy two finger salute when I walk past. He rolls his eyes but when I grin real wide, he stops. He stands up a little straighter and I laugh. Dad's little sheep - gotta love 'em.
Magnolia's bell tinkles when I push the door open and what a damn coincidence. What a miraculous occurrence! There's Wisteria standing behind the counter.
Fancy seeing him here.
He's helping some little old lady but I saunter up anyways. Perks of the job, you know?
See, Wis's got this whole cheery vibe that seems kinda magnetic. His uniform collar isn't lying completely flat and there's one piece of hair near his temple that sticks straight up and if I blatantly stare, then whatever right? He's magnetic, he knows it, he's used to it, he works it. He makes it work. Hundreds of people milling outside in the square and not one of them's got what he has.
Maybe there's a few more guys stationed around here than we really need. Maybe I pick up a shift or two and hang out on the rooftop and wait for Wisteria's shift to end so I can watch the street when he leaves. You caught me. Congrats! Here's your medal.
"So," hands flat on the counter, lean in juuuuust a little bit, not too much, "funeral flowers."
The old windbag gives me the stinkeye and I flash my teeth until she slinks away, turning back to Wis so fast I think I get whiplash.
"I'm thinking something yellow." Did he not iron his fucking shirt this morning? Why isn't his collar flat? It's up against his neck and it looks unprofessional and messy and distracting and what was I saying? Did he even brush his hair this morning?
Sutton. Right.
"She hated yellow."
They sent her body back with a camera crew attached. And I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna turn down that fifteen seconds of fame, but I'm sure as hell not gonna pretend that I'm sad? Hello?
But I still did the interview, I'm not stupid.
I posed next to her corpse and gave the camera a thumbs up and honestly I hope wherever Sutton ended up, she'll see that picture and feel like an absolute idiot. 'Cause I know if it was the other way around, she wouldn't've laid a flower on my grave. I'll blow a kiss to her pine box when it parades by and then I'll sneak back into the cemetery and paint a dick on the side of it.
But Dad went on about appearances and how I actually have to show up for the whole funeral thing. Camaraderie? Bullshit. He hated Sutton just as much as I did. He hates everyone except Bamber. When that twerp finally kicks it he'll probably shut the whole District down to mourn.
Anyways.
I figured, yeah, I could just show up and suffer through it, maybe ditch out early and find Dante. But I'm not doing anything special, I'm not holding Sterling's fucking hankie while she bawls and screams and does whatever she does these days. I'm not her dad - I don't fucking know, alright? The only other sibling I see nowadays is Wolf and he's not exactly a summer peach, I don't know how to deal with these kids.
But as the heir - as the most important one, I'll be that pillar. Even if it's just from 2 to 4 on a Thursday afternoon. Seriously, who needs two hours to bury a fucking body? Except no one said I had to be sober for it, Wednesday night's party night, baby! So it got marked on the calendar, and then that calendar got shoved in a drawer, and out of sight out of mind I guess because here we are the morning of, and I don't know why showing up hungover and empty handed feels wrong but it does.
Is that a conscience? Is this what having a conscience feels like?
The problem is that Sutton didn't like anything. Not that I'd ever bring something that'd be appreciated by her wandering spirit or whatever.
There's a stray dog on the street and I almost considering getting a bag for it to shit in and just bringing that.
But badabing badaboom I round the corner and wouldn't you know it? Magnolia's is sitting there all quaint and cozy and what a damn coincidence. What a miraculous occurrence. Fancy seeing me here. Hey, you come here often?
Maybe so.
Layton's standing guard at the mouth of the alley and I give him a lazy two finger salute when I walk past. He rolls his eyes but when I grin real wide, he stops. He stands up a little straighter and I laugh. Dad's little sheep - gotta love 'em.
Magnolia's bell tinkles when I push the door open and what a damn coincidence. What a miraculous occurrence! There's Wisteria standing behind the counter.
Fancy seeing him here.
He's helping some little old lady but I saunter up anyways. Perks of the job, you know?
See, Wis's got this whole cheery vibe that seems kinda magnetic. His uniform collar isn't lying completely flat and there's one piece of hair near his temple that sticks straight up and if I blatantly stare, then whatever right? He's magnetic, he knows it, he's used to it, he works it. He makes it work. Hundreds of people milling outside in the square and not one of them's got what he has.
Maybe there's a few more guys stationed around here than we really need. Maybe I pick up a shift or two and hang out on the rooftop and wait for Wisteria's shift to end so I can watch the street when he leaves. You caught me. Congrats! Here's your medal.
"So," hands flat on the counter, lean in juuuuust a little bit, not too much, "funeral flowers."
The old windbag gives me the stinkeye and I flash my teeth until she slinks away, turning back to Wis so fast I think I get whiplash.
"I'm thinking something yellow." Did he not iron his fucking shirt this morning? Why isn't his collar flat? It's up against his neck and it looks unprofessional and messy and distracting and what was I saying? Did he even brush his hair this morning?
Sutton. Right.
"She hated yellow."