like... die { robin vs sheepish | day 2 }
Jun 26, 2021 19:20:02 GMT -5
Post by aya on Jun 26, 2021 19:20:02 GMT -5
knifeIf she's a sheep, why is she on the roof? Well, she's already eaten all of the needles off the lower branches of the nearby evergreen up as high as she can reach, and spruce tips are absolutely divine this time of year. Duh. And honestly, for as much shit as Kristen gives her about ruminating, there's nothing wrong with enjoying a light lunch and a view. Besides, even if the way her hooves echo with each step on the roof remind Cheerleader of that one summer she had to do riverdance after she totaled the farmer's fence and caused one teeny tiny little rockslide into the creek, it's still fun to be up this high. A queen surveying her subjects. And it's not like that bitch Kristen is here to call her a goat or to say she's going to cave in the whole cabin or to steal her boyfriend or whatever.
It's totally unfair how hot it is today. Even if she is eating all the shade, the humidity is, like, making her coat frizz way out. Ugh. Cheerleader totally should've gone for a shearing before she came here. On the plus side, being all puffed out like a living pompom does make her the total embodiment of spirit, thank you very much. And that's what it's all about.
A subject crosses Cheerleader's line of vision and strays close enough to remind her that even if she's a sheep, she's a wolf too — well, okay, a fox. Whatever, don't ruin her metaphor. She's having a moment. And prey is waaaaay more exciting than salad every time. She trots over to the edge of the roof, and reminds the world why she is the flyer and not that fugly Kristen.
Give me a D! Give me an I! Give me an E!
[Cheerleader leaps off the roof and bites at Robin, teeth]
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[2184 -- Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5 damage]