happy birthday, calla!

i'm posting this days late but it's ok! your birthday is a week long celebration! i can't put into words how much i admire you, your writing, and your brilliant mind, so i made some people do a survey about it. there's always magic in your characters. your knack at being the funniest person in the room is unrivaled. i hope you celebrated well, and i hope this year will treat you kindly. happy birthday to you, my fave cancer, my feral gay mom, and the very first friend that i made on here!




alex

"She sees gold against the grey of the sky and wonders if she's just been killed." if ya know ya know

pogue

"Well?" She calls to the alliance. Does that make someone like you heartless too? Ḕ tā̀n ḕ epì tâs. "Shall we?"

cait

from our fave problematic izar daddy “ There's probably something poetic there. Something about actions and consequences and finally having to face them.”

jay

She's lived a life very different than Areto. She's never swam against the current in a thunderstorm and she's never raced against the wind after a hunting party. Areto knows her body like she knows how to breathe. Emerson holds herself as if she's still discovering it. -

zori

"Of course I missed you." It says. Because it's the right answer. It's correct. Because it's what the walls want to hear. They want the boy from the Flickerman interview - young and earnest and quick-witted, with fur draped over his shoulders and a countdown hanging over his head. They strip away a familial history of rebellion, they take away the anger and the fumbling and the fear and leave behind the pretty portrait of a frontrunner.

fox (ur wife)

The island teaches them everything that their mothers cannot. Just as the birds teach them how to sing and the fish teach them how to swim, the sun teaches them how to tell time. The moon shows them paths through the dark and the stars tell them stories that are too precious to be put down into writing. They learn to be unforgivable and they learn to forgive, but most of all they learn how to live. They learn that life, in its purest form, is a beautiful thing.

elegant

Every time calls writes anything I fuckin die so don’t ask me to choose my favourite




rave

Her character is being paid to pretend to be his daughter but then finds out she’s actually his daughter.

alex

nicholas rage

zoe

the antagonist turned bestie

pogue

not fucking nicholas cage god dammit lemme look at this guys movies again. OH one of the animatronics in Willy’s Wonderland. But like, in a good way

jay

the devil

zori

the plucky wise cracking side kick?

fox (ur wife)

nicholas cage duh & nicholas cage is playing her

elegant

His plucky lesbian tech queen who dunks on him sort of like that assistant guy in those movies with the independence paper and idk there were riddles

wt

they're both playing the same character actually, everyone leaves the theater feeling like they didn't really understand anything that just happened but they know it was v meta and poetic








rave

I DONT HAVE A MEME I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE AND MISS PIPER SO MUCH 😭😭😭

alex



zoe

THE HEART EMOJI ONE 💕❤️💕❤️

pogue



cait



jay



zori



fox (ur wife)



elegant

I’m on mobile so let me just describe it to you, it’s the Kermit that looks like it is in motion and then there are a hundred lil emoji hearts coming out of its head

wt

kermitnodding.gif a true classic




rave

Planter Her 🔱

alex

everyone sleeps on pluto

zoe

jupiter! she deserves the big one

pogue

Oh so now you’re into zodiac shit calla? I see you. I see you. Neptune.

cait

what rave said LMAOO umm maybe venus?? idk it seems like a loving planet and calla seems so lovely and other-worldly

jay

calla is venus bc she’s amazing and everything she writes is a work of art

zori

TOI 700 d (idk i googled habitable zone planets)

fox (ur wife)

yea not earth bc shes outta this world ;)

elegant

Asgard

wt

Kepler-186f, if there's life over there I trust Calla with first contact (and if there's not she can still see some of the universe!)




rave

I love you queen!! You’re a smart & funny bitch I hope you’re thriving

alex

happiest of birthdays, my darling! thank you so much for the amazing friendship that we have and for being the best ship partner with our soft lesbians. your writing makes me want to be a better writer and i'm just in awe of you each day! hope you have a fantastic birthday, dear<3

zoe

happy birthday u sweet ray of sunshine!!! obsessed with you and forever in awe of u. so much love to u on your special day!!! xx

pogue

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It’s been such a pleasure getting to talk with you this Games and, as always, your ability to effortlessly write flawless characters blows me away every time I read one of your posts. I hope the day treats you well, and I’m looking forward to writing with you more in the future!! Cheers :)

cait

happy birthday lovely!!! hope your day is wonderful and fab just like u and your writing! (have so thoroughly enjoyed reading your stuff this games, ur amazing js) xxx

jay

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY KERMIT QUEEN!! you deserve the world and more and i always look forward to reading EVERYTHING you write bc it’s always so amazing and i’m floored every time. have a GREAT birthday bc you deserve it!!!

zori

Happy Birthday Calla! Your writing is incredible and you are always kind. May your day be whatever you want it to be!

fox (ur wife)

omg happy birthday!!! thank u for being my site husband for the last five (??) years despite all our divorces. it seems like yesterday when i bulldozed my way into ur dms and asked for your hand in marriage and i'm lucky ur the coolest and funniest person who enlightens me everyday on various things i probably did not ever need to know about loool. hope u have a good birth, where ur skin is clear, ur crops are watered, and ur git commits go thru ily

elegant

Happy birthday babe ilu so much, you light up my life!!! I’m so grateful for you and your lil big brain u make me laugh every day. Have the best birthday celebrations!!

wt

happy birthday Calla!! hope you have a lovely day and a good year ahead of you <3