get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ]

Ugh, this is just what we needed after yesterday. Sun, sky and some beautiful drinks to numb the pain. Heather is really going to feel AMAZING after today is over, and when she does, it'll all be down to me. I love being a good friend to people, it makes me feel so good about myself. Especially when the person I'm being good to could definitely work with a charity to get the same help! I'm so giving.

Just as we're about to order our drinks and before I can even think about how good a piña colada sounds, the rumble of a buggy appears out of nowhere and there's some blonde girl on it. And get this - it's not me! She calls Heather road kill and that really grinds my gears!

"Hey! She's my friend to be mean to, not yours!" I say, watching as she tries to douse her in flames. Nothing happens. Reminds me of my ex boyfriend. She turns up with the guy who we saw yesterday, like oh my god, give us a break! We're trying to chill here and you're kinda raining on our parade.

"You're going to regret calling her road kill! She is, but you shouldn't say it!"

[ lindsay attacks barbie ]

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[ 6192 -- Garrote -- 40 damage ]