get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ]

sidney
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get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:11:37 GMT -5

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Post by sidney on Jan 7, 2023 17:11:37 GMT -5

B A R B I E

I pulled up on the ginger in my hot pink golf cart with urgency. He looks like a lost, sad little pup; I feel bad for the sorry piece of shit! And the rum has me feeling a little soft, I guess. But as soon as he hops in, I see those bitches from the bloodbath step right in front of our path.

"Um, excuse me, road kill! Can you move? You're blocking my sunlight and ruining the view."

[ barbie attacks heather with flamethrower 1/3 ]

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1-50

Last Edit: Jan 7, 2023 17:13:17 GMT -5 by sidney

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get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:12:06 GMT -5

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Post by Python on Jan 7, 2023 17:12:06 GMT -5

A rock killed my brother. Unbelievable. Then the pink girl chased after me. I'm single but damn, my brother JUST died. Insensitive much? Yeah we fought or whatever but he was still kinda like, family. I guess.

He's alright.

:/

I jump out of the pink golf cart. For some reason I trusted an army of dolls to drive it.

This is all a fever dream.

WHY are these girls stalking me

[attacks heather - thanos gauntlet]
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GASH/BRUISED RIGHT ARM -- 3.0 damage

spiked blunt

Last Edit: Jan 7, 2023 17:12:21 GMT -5 by Python

heather - d2 [mylee]
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get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:19:15 GMT -5

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Post by heather - d2 [mylee] on Jan 7, 2023 17:19:15 GMT -5

I have to hand it to Lindsay. I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and relaxed, even with a broken foot. And even though I had to take one of my wedges off, I've got the rhythm down now. What I really want is to chase this morning pain (and these morning painkillers) down with a mimosa.

And just as I tell the bartender what I want, this girl rolls up in a golf cart. Tacky! I thought at first maybe she was a cart girl, but then she pulls this flamethrower and points it toward me and it sputters like she was trying to light a fire underwater. Can't keep it up, huh? I shout at her.

Oh yeah, and this guy again.

[heather attacks barbie; sword]
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[deep gash on right forearm; 8.0]

sword

Last Edit: Jan 7, 2023 17:19:44 GMT -5 by heather - d2 [mylee]

D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza]
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get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:26:24 GMT -5

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Post by D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza] on Jan 7, 2023 17:26:24 GMT -5

lindsay

Ugh, this is just what we needed after yesterday. Sun, sky and some beautiful drinks to numb the pain. Heather is really going to feel AMAZING after today is over, and when she does, it'll all be down to me. I love being a good friend to people, it makes me feel so good about myself. Especially when the person I'm being good to could definitely work with a charity to get the same help! I'm so giving.

Just as we're about to order our drinks and before I can even think about how good a piña colada sounds, the rumble of a buggy appears out of nowhere and there's some blonde girl on it. And get this - it's not me! She calls Heather road kill and that really grinds my gears!

"Hey! She's my friend to be mean to, not yours!" I say, watching as she tries to douse her in flames. Nothing happens. Reminds me of my ex boyfriend. She turns up with the guy who we saw yesterday, like oh my god, give us a break! We're trying to chill here and you're kinda raining on our parade.

"You're going to regret calling her road kill! She is, but you shouldn't say it!"

[ lindsay attacks barbie ]

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[ 6192 -- Garrote -- 40 damage ]

whip

Last Edit: Jan 7, 2023 17:29:42 GMT -5 by D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza]

Python Retired Staff 4,515 POSTS Pronouns: She/Her last seen Oct 27, 2024 23:26:22 GMT -5	get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:30:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Python on Jan 7, 2023 17:30:37 GMT -5 diluc flees

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D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza] Advertiser 2,132 POSTS last seen Sept 16, 2024 14:51:10 GMT -5	get in, bitch; we're going killing! [ day 3, b/d v h/l ] Jan 7, 2023 17:37:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by D6f Carmen Cantelou [aza] on Jan 7, 2023 17:37:03 GMT -5 lindsay "Heather... what did I just do?" [ lindsay flees ]