u don't stand a ghost of a chance of guessing who i am

which is why i'm posting ur gift directly ghosty ! hi yes it's me, ur secret santa, bc wow does kay really like pairing me with people that just killed me in recent games (i kid i kid). but anywayyyyy, u requested some threads for ratmas, and i am here to deliver with two potential thread ideas for each of ur favorite characters!

first off, andie sing and zane holbrook: punk ass bitch, meet punk ass bitch. zane is my gives no shits literal embodiment of yolo, and antagonizing someone with a threatening air such as andie would be right in his realm of entertainment. two chaotic lil shit entities interacting, insulting each other and then either fighting or making out or both? sounds like fun to me

second, if that doesn't suit ur fancy, how about andie and amber zhang? she's a sly little one, whip smart and fast on her feet, and would definitely see something pretty on andie's form, maybe after a fresh grave robbery, and be like junkrat voice oooh, shiny. maybe she steals something and he chases her down and things go from there?

next up, for dear august reverie, how about a thread with dear old typ oh van der woodsen? yes, she's the sister of that ex oh, but trust me, she's better in every way, even if her ratings don't necessarily agree. but hey, what better way to boost your credibility than writing a tabloid story on a dark, handsome, and mysterious gamemaker, the most celebrity of celebrities in the world of a capitol? or, at the very least, giving her best effort in the process.

or if something more serious is to your taste, how about a thread with capricious's youngest child brysen belhaven? (note i didn't link this bio bc it's sooooo old and outdated but short version, he's a freshly eighteen year old stuck up diva who nevertheless is showing interest in her mother's line of work). this could be a sneaking in story into the gamemaker headquarters where he discovers this old fossil of a gamemaker (like seriously he was soooooo six games ago) and switches between a stuck up spoiled brat and a genuinely curious potential intern almost at will?

finally, last but most certainly not least, our dear little niven. for him, i likewise have two different choices for him. first up is isabelle grace, a sweet, curious, yet also naive girl who happens to be an aspiring chef at her family's seafood restaurant. all i'm gonna say regarding that is that even tho the spoiled boy and the naive but kind-hearted girl is a bit cliche, it is a fun cliche at that and it could be verrrry interesting to explore a potential dynamic between them.

or if you'd prefer a more traditional career-y thread with a bit of a twist on it, there's always casey lane, aka marina reign, a quiet wallflower of a boy who masquerades as a drag queen in the night. since niven is a bit young for seeing the drag persona by legal means, an interaction with either persona (or both!) would depend, but both have options. perhaps there's something about this quiet boy who specializes in ranged weaponry instead of a straight up duel that catches his eye? perhaps there's a goddess he sees out of his window at night that catches his attention? either way, could be verrrry spicy.

so yeet, here's my gift to u danny boi uwu. six thread starters for ur three favorite characters! hmu for any that might catch ur fancy, or if u had fresh ideas with any of these six (or someone else entirely!) that u might be interested in writing out! and as a peace offering so u don't kill me again (owo), im also throwing in any of my fcs that you might want to share with, free of charge!

merry ratmas u toxic memelord, hope it's a good one ~ur murican pal, lance